Henry Melton Bites Bar Owner, Video Surveillance Released

[BrAinPaiNt]

 

[bark]

Ok Jerry ... this guy should add some entertainment value to the squad.

Besides fellow cowboys fans, who among us hasn't wanted to take a bite outta Jerry's backside?

 

[CATCH17]

I would still sign him if that is what Marinelli wants.

 

[Hoofbite]

I would still sign him if that is what Marinelli wants.

I'd sign Roseanne Barr if Marinelli was sure of it.

 

[Stash]

I've read that he's traveling to Seattle. I can see him signing a Michael Bennett type of one-year image repair deal.

He would look good playing in that defense and set himself up for the big payday next year.

 

[Risen Star]

Sign me up. I'm all for surrounding Jerry Jones with violent lunatics.

 

[WoodysGirl]

 

[Stash]

Sign me up. I'm all for surrounding Jerry Jones with violent lunatics.

To paraphrase from Apollo Creed:

"You thought Jay Ratliff was tough? This chump'll kill you!"

 

[OhSnap]

This could be seen as a red flag by some teams.

 

[bounce]

Nice placement of the orthodontist ad before the surveillance video.

 

[CowboyGil]

Police officer: Are you okay sir? Do you need ot go to the hospital?
Bar owner: Nah, I'll be alright. It just hurts like heck. Who is that guy anyway?
Police officer: I think he plays for the Chicago Bears.
Bar owner: Ahhhh!!! My kidney!! Get me to the hospital!! One MILLION dollars!!!

 

[Zimmy Lives]

Offer him today - 4 years, 10m, all-guaranteed. Discount alert.

First test him for rabies, get all his shots current and then offer him the contract.

 

[perrykemp]

This could be seen as a red flag by some teams.

• DUI in 2007
• Blown ACL in 2012
• Drunken Arrest and biting an Bar Owner in 2012

What red flags?

 

[dragon_mikal]

• DUI in 2007
• Blown ACL in 2012
• Drunken Arrest and biting an Bar Owner in 2012

What red flags?

Hey! He's got attitude! He's just what this team needs! As long as he gets to the quarterback who cares about this guys crazy side? It just makes him cheaper!

Do it, Jerruh!

 

[NJ22]

Well since they were perfectly prepared to keep Ratliff around and are even considering Brent coming back, I am sure Melton's off field activities are not an issue. The only thing that hurts his RKG status is he plays tough.

 

[unionjack8]

• DUI in 2007
• Blown ACL in 2012
• Drunken Arrest and biting an Bar Owner in 2012

What red flags?

Acl means nothing now
Pro bowl player
Our dl is turd
Sod the rkg garret crap
Get him in

 

[dragon_mikal]

Acl means nothing now
Pro bowl player
Our dl is turd
Sod the rkg garret crap
Get him in

He's also a wife beater. Guess that's cool though because he can play.

Jerry isn't signing this guy.

 

[unionjack8]

He's also a wife beater. Guess that's cool though because he can play.

Jerry isn't signing this guy.

no its not cool but his wife has nothing do with his play for this team on a Sunday.m
Guess where boy scouts get us mediocrity thata where, we need quality football players, thats all i care about.
I dont know the guy and never will the off ield stuff doesnt affect me

 

[OhSnap]

• DUI in 2007
• Blown ACL in 2012
• Drunken Arrest and biting an Bar Owner in 2012

What red flags?

Sounds like he could be headed to Cinci once he lowers his expectations.

 

[Don Corleone]

None of this turns me off. Give me a killer at the DT position. Sick of all the choir boys on this defense. Bring back the White House!