LOL
I’ve mentioned before that I live in Pennsylvania and most of my close friends are Eagles fans. I texted this clip out and trolled them a bit with comments I can’t post here, but here’s a response I got from one of my friends I have to share.
Eagles fans are a unique bunch-
“Doug is a classic (blank) up kinda dumb ex-husband that misses his kids baseball game cause he's hungover. Its always hit or miss if he'll actually pick up his brats for the weekend. When he does he takes them to (blank) second rate zoos. Eventually, when the kids are old enough, they decide that they dont want to see dad on the weekends anymore. He makes it to the oldest son's graduation and gives him a case of beer. Misses his daughter's graduation cause he's in county for his third DUI. Cops also found a baggie with some cocaine residue.”
Followed by:
“Like he sounds sooooo dumb some times in his speaking engagements. Miss uses words all the time. And it's not like he played enough to get CTE.”