Here's a funny cat

[Xelda]

Sit ups 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. Oh my abs! Where was I? 72, 73, 74, 75, 76, ONE HUNDRED!.

 

[Ranched]

I Just Know The Files Are In Here Somewherez.

 

[Ranched]

WHAT? Can't You See I'm Busy?!

 

[Ranched]

The Seamstress

 

[Runwildboys]

WHAT? Can't You See I'm Busy?!

"Someone point me towards the fish tank."

 

[CouchCoach]

I Just Know The Files Are In Here Somewherez.

Fluffy, quick, turn on the shredder. They're on to us.

 

[CouchCoach]

WHAT? Can't You See I'm Busy?!

Ya know when you told him to leave the cup alone? Well...…...

 

[DallasEast]

I Just Know The Files Are In Here Somewherez.

CAT BURGLERS!!!

 

[DallasEast]

The Seamstress

Those so-called cute pet outfits are ghastly! If I must wear 'em, I WILL MAKE 'EM!

 

[DallasEast]

WHAT? Can't You See I'm Busy?!

Police Officer: Can you tell me what happened?
Cat: My human had an idea for a country song.
Police Officer: Okay but how..
Cat: My human said the song would be called 'Clear Solo Cup'.
Police Officer: Sure but..
Cat: My human said that did not sound quite right.
Police Officer: Why did he say...
Cat: My human put the cup on my head and said 'It needs something'.
Police Officer: Where did he...
Cat: My human said he was leaving on a beer run.
Police Officer: STOP! Just tell me your human's name!
Cat: @Ranching

 

[Runwildboys]

Police Officer: Can you tell me what happened?
Cat: My human had an idea for a country song.
Police Officer: Okay but how..
Cat: My human said the song would be called 'Clear Solo Cup'.
Police Officer: Sure but..
Cat: My human said that did not sound quite right.
Police Officer: Why did he say...
Cat: My human put the cup on my head and said 'It needs something'.
Police Officer: Where did he...
Cat: My human said he was leaving on a beer run.
Police Officer: STOP! Just tell me your human's name!
Cat: @Ranching

I'm giving you a "like", just for the effort and verbosity.

 

[Ranched]

Police Officer: Can you tell me what happened?
Cat: My human had an idea for a country song.
Police Officer: Okay but how..
Cat: My human said the song would be called 'Clear Solo Cup'.
Police Officer: Sure but..
Cat: My human said that did not sound quite right.
Police Officer: Why did he say...
Cat: My human put the cup on my head and said 'It needs something'.
Police Officer: Where did he...
Cat: My human said he was leaving on a beer run.
Police Officer: STOP! Just tell me your human's name!
Cat: @Ranching

 

[Juggernaut]

 

[Xelda]

If DABZ and Coach had a kitten, this would be it.

 

[Ranched]

If DABZ and Coach had a kitten, this would be it.

 

[Ranched]

Should I.... Shouldn't I....

 

[Ranched]

If You Go Down, You May As Well Bring The Toaster With You!

 

[Ranched]

Don't Worry Friend, I'm Right Behind You!

 

[Ranched]

So Not Parkour

 

[Ranched]

REALLY?