Hey Jimmy, that's one heck of a Johnson ya got there

[Fmart322]

Well, scratch Jimmy Johnson off as the the person presenting Emmitt Smith next summer when he goes into the HOF.

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Jimmy Johnson (FORMER MIAMI DOLPHINS HEAD COACH) to Pitch Extenze

Silver-haired "Fox NFL Sunday" host Jimmy Johnson has signed on as a pitchman for ExtenZe male-enhancement supplement, according to Advertising Age.

Johnson is evidently an "unabashed user" of the product, whose Web site promises "having a larger ***** and enjoying a more fulfilling sex life is possible and attainable."

It's so nice to have something to look forward to. You know, if you need that kind of thing.

The pun-filled ads will surely become a favorite of late-night viewers with their mind in the gutter.

"Most men want to perform the best they can in just about everything," Mr. Johnson says in one spot. "Isn't that why we buy the biggest and best of everything?" He signs off with the tagline: "Go long with ExtenZe. I do."

Brilliant.
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HEY COACH, IT THAT A LOMBARDI IN YOUR POCKET OR ARE YOU JUST GLAD TO SEE ME?

 

[CowboyWay]

Wow. Just wow.

How could he need money that bad?

 

[fredp22]

Extenze and day trading.
Looks like he'll push anything for a buck

 

[TellerMorrow34]

LOL! That's hilarious.

 

[big dog cowboy]

 

[Big Dakota]

Give her hell Jimmy

 

[Signals]

 

[RS12]

Just saw it. I am speachless.

 

[Duane]

He could just use some of the same stuff that keeps his hair from moving if he was having problems in the bedroom.

 

[Chief]

He could just use some of the same stuff that keeps his hair from moving if he was having problems in the bedroom.

 

[zrinkill]

Jimmy just don't give a ****!!!