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NO NEWS STORY CAN EVER TOP THIS ONE:
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by Elroy Willis
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ARKANSAS CITY (EAP) -- A Little Rock woman was killed yesterday
after leaping through her moving car's sunroof during an incident best
described as a "mistaken rapture" by dozens of eye-witnesses.
Thirteen other people were injured after a twenty-car pile-up
resulted from people trying to avoid hitting the woman, who was
apparently convinced the rapture was occurring when she saw twelve
people floating up into the air, and then passed a man on the side of
the road who she believed was Jesus. "She started screaming `He´s
back!
He's back!' and climbed out through the sunroof and jumped off the roof
of the car," said Everet Williams, husband of 28-year-old Georgann
Williams who was pronounced dead at the scene.
"I was slowing down but she wouldn't wait till I stopped,"
Williams said. She thought the rapture was happening and was convinced
that Jesus was gonna lift her up into the sky," he went on to say.
"This is the strangest thing I've seen since I've been on the force,"
said Paul Madison, first officer on the scene Madison questioned the man
who looked like Jesus and discovered that he was on his way to a toga
costume party, when the tarp covering the bed of his pickup truck came
loose and released twelve blow-up sex dolls filled with helium, which
then floated up into the sky.
Ernie Jenkins, 32, of Fort Smith, who's been told by several of
his friends that he looks like Jesus, pulled over and lifted his arms
into the air in frustration and said "Come back," just as the Williams'
car passed him, and Mrs. Williams was sure that it was Jesus lifting
people up into heaven as they drove by him.
"I think my wife loved Jesus more than she loved me," the widower
said when asked why his wife
would do such a thing. When asked for comments about the twelve sex
dolls, Jenkins replied, "This is all just too weird for me. I never
expected anything like this to happen."
|
by Elroy Willis
|
ARKANSAS CITY (EAP) -- A Little Rock woman was killed yesterday
after leaping through her moving car's sunroof during an incident best
described as a "mistaken rapture" by dozens of eye-witnesses.
Thirteen other people were injured after a twenty-car pile-up
resulted from people trying to avoid hitting the woman, who was
apparently convinced the rapture was occurring when she saw twelve
people floating up into the air, and then passed a man on the side of
the road who she believed was Jesus. "She started screaming `He´s
back!
He's back!' and climbed out through the sunroof and jumped off the roof
of the car," said Everet Williams, husband of 28-year-old Georgann
Williams who was pronounced dead at the scene.
"I was slowing down but she wouldn't wait till I stopped,"
Williams said. She thought the rapture was happening and was convinced
that Jesus was gonna lift her up into the sky," he went on to say.
"This is the strangest thing I've seen since I've been on the force,"
said Paul Madison, first officer on the scene Madison questioned the man
who looked like Jesus and discovered that he was on his way to a toga
costume party, when the tarp covering the bed of his pickup truck came
loose and released twelve blow-up sex dolls filled with helium, which
then floated up into the sky.
Ernie Jenkins, 32, of Fort Smith, who's been told by several of
his friends that he looks like Jesus, pulled over and lifted his arms
into the air in frustration and said "Come back," just as the Williams'
car passed him, and Mrs. Williams was sure that it was Jesus lifting
people up into heaven as they drove by him.
"I think my wife loved Jesus more than she loved me," the widower
said when asked why his wife
would do such a thing. When asked for comments about the twelve sex
dolls, Jenkins replied, "This is all just too weird for me. I never
expected anything like this to happen."
