Home-made axioms

[Reverend Conehead]

I make up axioms from observing life. I imagine other people probably do to, so this is a thread to put them in. Here's my first one:

Whenever you lose an idiot, that idiot will always be promptly replaced.

For example, you encounter some bozo going 50 MPH in the left lane on a freeway. They're in your life only for a short period of time and then you never see them again. However, you can be guaranteed to encounter another person just like it soon.

Your turn.

 

[jsb357]

The easiest way to turn a dollar into a dime is to pay it in taxes.

 

[Runwildboys]

Why put off until tomorrow what you can avoid ever doing?

 

[Reality]

When someone posts they don't care, they really do.

 

[YosemiteSam]

Never trust someone who says "Trust me".

 

[Reality]

This is one of several I wrote long ago ...

"The end result is all that matters, unless you know the journey."

Examples ..

If you give a child $5 they are a happy. If you give a child $10, then ask for $5 back, they are upset.

If someone saves a life, they are a hero. If you learn they killed innocent lives to save that life, they are a monster.

 

[Runwildboys]

Laughter is the best medicine...unless you have broken ribs.

 

[CouchCoach]

You do not need to search for idiots, they will find you.

 

[CouchCoach]

My favorite one to ask myself. Too late. OK, when you decided to do this, EXACTLY, what were your other options?

 

[Reverend Conehead]

You cannot use logic and reason to convince a person who has abandoned the use of logic and reason.
(Someone famous may have said something like this -- not sure.)

 

[Bigdog]

Those who brag have nothing to brag about.
While you're reading your newspaper clippings there is someone out there working hard to beat you.
Tell me who your friends are and I'll tell you who you are.
The will to win will always beat the skill to win.
What were you thinking? Never mind. If you were thinking you would not have done it.

 

[cowboyec]

this sucks the @#$ out of a dead rhino.

 

[Them]

..."No matter where you go"..."There you are!"

 

[Ranched]

"You Can't Fix Stupid!" ~ @cowboy_ron

 

[csirl]

Judge people by what they do, not what they say.

 

[YosemiteSam]

Laughter is the best medicine...unless you have broken ribs.

Confucius says, Dog who **** in house, always have **** on nose and around mouth.

 

[YosemiteSam]

You do not need to search for idiots, they will find you.

I would like to update this quote for today: You do not need to search for idiots, just look around you.

 

[Reverend Conehead]

Whenever someone starts a sentence with, "No offense, but ..." they will say something offensive.

 

[DallasEast]

When someone is cheerful all day everyday, they are probably on drugs.

 

[DallasEast]

Someone who says they do not understand why they cannot reach you by phone, it is obvious they do not understand Caller ID either.