Doomsday101
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My biggest problem with the Cowboys is the fact that 99% of them living outside the Dallas area are really annoying and the 1% who are not are really biting their tongues. I know some folks who live in Dallas but don't like the Cowboys, and they claim that Cowboy fans are the #1 deterrent to living in there.
The Department of Football Security actually has a scale to measure Cowboy fan obnoxiousness levels:
RED THREAT CONDITION — We have no exact word for this because it is so beyond obnoxious. The French, being accustomed to the annoying, have words for this that sorta come close. (odieux, nauséabond, exécrable) You have to stop listening to sports talk radio and become accustomed to smooth jazz format or some such.
ORANGE THREAT CONDITION — Obnoxious
YELLOW THREAT CONDITION — Annoying
BLUE THREAT CONDITION — Windbaggy
GREEN THREAT CONDITION — Unpleasant (This happens when the Cryboys are playing really poorly and the bandwagon has its wheels stuck in the ditch. It is oft accompanied by whiney defensive discussions of how many rings "they" have. Sometimes Landry's name will be used at this threat condition in a pathetic attempt to show that they have some class. It is not even fun to make fun of the Cowboys when they are this sorry. Okay, it is a little fun.)
I've been told by some people that one reason they root for the Texans just because they hate the Cowboys and that if the Texans succeed, it sticks it to ole Jerry Jones.
There are also fans of college players who became Texans fans when their favorite player got on the team.
And just some people like rooting for the underdog.
Whatever your reason is for rooting for the Texans, I say the more the merrier.
So, what sort of Texans fan are you??? And if you are not one, well then, let me give you a kind invitation to be one.
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not original from Texas, so I wasn't a Oiler fan or a Cowboy fan and no reason to be a Titan Fan. I'm originally from New Orleans and after I retired from the military I moved to Texas. Yes, I was a Saints fan until our Texans came alomg. I starting not likeing the Cowboys (cryboys) when Tom Demsey kicked the recore 63 yard field goal. The cryboys started their crying about Tom Demsey had a club foot, funny how it didn't make a differance until he set the record. That is why I dislike the cryboys.
enough rant for now.
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The day we beat the Cowboys was the happiest day of my life, up until the Rose Bowl.
I was a Cowboys fan until the evil one fired Landry. I have hated them ever since and jumped wholeheartedly on the Oilers bandwagon. Somehow, I never hated Bud Adams like I do Jerry Jones, so I still like the Titans.
Bud is just a goofball as opposed to a truly evil man like Jerry.
If you watched Vince like I did for three years, you know the Texans missed it. It wasn't just the Rose Bowl. He carried us on his back for two years. He is a total freak of nature, and a great guy. The best college football player of all time. And he WILL win a Super Bowl.
The Department of Football Security actually has a scale to measure Cowboy fan obnoxiousness levels:
RED THREAT CONDITION — We have no exact word for this because it is so beyond obnoxious. The French, being accustomed to the annoying, have words for this that sorta come close. (odieux, nauséabond, exécrable) You have to stop listening to sports talk radio and become accustomed to smooth jazz format or some such.
ORANGE THREAT CONDITION — Obnoxious
YELLOW THREAT CONDITION — Annoying
BLUE THREAT CONDITION — Windbaggy
GREEN THREAT CONDITION — Unpleasant (This happens when the Cryboys are playing really poorly and the bandwagon has its wheels stuck in the ditch. It is oft accompanied by whiney defensive discussions of how many rings "they" have. Sometimes Landry's name will be used at this threat condition in a pathetic attempt to show that they have some class. It is not even fun to make fun of the Cowboys when they are this sorry. Okay, it is a little fun.)
I've been told by some people that one reason they root for the Texans just because they hate the Cowboys and that if the Texans succeed, it sticks it to ole Jerry Jones.
There are also fans of college players who became Texans fans when their favorite player got on the team.
And just some people like rooting for the underdog.
Whatever your reason is for rooting for the Texans, I say the more the merrier.
So, what sort of Texans fan are you??? And if you are not one, well then, let me give you a kind invitation to be one.
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not original from Texas, so I wasn't a Oiler fan or a Cowboy fan and no reason to be a Titan Fan. I'm originally from New Orleans and after I retired from the military I moved to Texas. Yes, I was a Saints fan until our Texans came alomg. I starting not likeing the Cowboys (cryboys) when Tom Demsey kicked the recore 63 yard field goal. The cryboys started their crying about Tom Demsey had a club foot, funny how it didn't make a differance until he set the record. That is why I dislike the cryboys.
enough rant for now.
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The day we beat the Cowboys was the happiest day of my life, up until the Rose Bowl.
I was a Cowboys fan until the evil one fired Landry. I have hated them ever since and jumped wholeheartedly on the Oilers bandwagon. Somehow, I never hated Bud Adams like I do Jerry Jones, so I still like the Titans.
Bud is just a goofball as opposed to a truly evil man like Jerry.
If you watched Vince like I did for three years, you know the Texans missed it. It wasn't just the Rose Bowl. He carried us on his back for two years. He is a total freak of nature, and a great guy. The best college football player of all time. And he WILL win a Super Bowl.
