How are all these signings happening?

[Cmac]

Its a conspiracy
31 teams can sign players but we cant for 2 weeks

We're doing the Yard Sale shopping an hour before shutdown to get the really good stuff again. SMH.

 

[DUO_CORE]

The rest of the league shops at Saks Fifth Avenue; we shop at Dollar General.

 

[KingintheNorth]

There’s no way Jerry is a high AC kinda guy. Snakes like him need a heat lamp if anything

He's getting a head start of the Walt Disney cryogenic process so he can run the team as a head-in-a-jar.

 

[KingintheNorth]

The rest of the league shops at Saks Fifth Avenue; we rummage through the dumpster behind the Dollar General.

Fixed it for you.

 

[shabazz]

Its a conspiracy
31 teams can sign players but we cant for 2 weeks

This has the be the post of 2024.

Beautifully done!

 

[john van brocklin]

I thought FA didn't start until the 13th?

Other teams have real, professional GMs.
We have a salesman, who thinks he's a football man.
PS ,
We are doomed.

 

[Kwyn]

I thought FA didn't start until the 13th?

You can reach an agreement but can’t actually sign yet.

 

[Toro9]

Cowboys multi billionaire missed the memo, due to senility and overindulgence

 

[stiletto]

I thought FA didn't start until the 13th?

They aren't signing anything just getting the contracts done and agreed to.

 

[Staubacher]

Other teams' GMs are on the phone with agents.

Our GM is on the phone with yacht maintenance about the AC not being cold enough.

Another side effect of the owner/GM.
A real GM would be 24/7 about this to justify his position.
Jerrah the GM is also Jerrah the owner, no need to work too hard.