How Boys are Born

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How Boys are Born

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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

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You got Male!
 

Faerluna

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Uh, let's get a little more realistic, ok?
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*ducks*

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JerryAdvocate;2699881 said:
girls have cooties!

Well, at least the kind YOU date...

But these days, they're not calling them "cooties" any more... they call them "herpes"... :D
 
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