How many TD's to get Parcell's in tights?

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I really dont care about stats.... I dont care about TO's TD# or Julius's rushing yardage or anything... I care about wins and losses....

I just thought I would throw this out there... how many TD's does TO need to get Bill in tights?

TO has 4 in 5 games(I know misleading because 3 in one game) but he could do on a tear... how many could he get? 15 or 16?
 
i guarantee ya parcells doesn't have the sense of humor necessary to make a similar bet - and he's a pony player (if ya ever got caught up in the horsetrack thing... you know what i mean).

but you are right about one thing. owens can be kinda streaky and if he goes on a tear... he will flat light it up.

the thing that will really come into play now, with bledsoe showing evidence of losing some downfield ability, is owens RAC ability. he's as good after the catch as any i've ever seen. combined with glenn's uncanny ability to make the "circus catch", we may get to take that to the bank.

so let's all cross our fingers.
 
You sir, have a sick and demented side I see.

Why would that, be something that you would want to see ?
 
seeing Parcells in Tights might be worse than doing the visual of Marv Albert in his little school girl outfit mug-shot.


aaaaaaahhhhhhh my eyesssssss!!!!!!







(baby arm)
 
That is a frightening thought and brought up a horrible scene from my past...

I worked as a warehouse manager many years ago and our GM's wife was rather wide to say the least. One day she was out on the loading dock wearing these pink sweat pants that were stretched across her enormous keaster like cling wrap. You could see every lump and wrinkle, it was the ugliest butt I'd ever seen.

The phone rang and she ran across the dock to answer it. Myself and several other guys glanced over at her because no one is supposed to be running in the warehouse and saw the most disgusting sight I've ever seen...

Her celulite-encrusted rear was bouncing and jiggling all over the place in those tight sweats and I made the comment that it looked "like a sack of cats going to the river". It busted everyone up but to this day that vision disturbs me.

Thanks for bringing it up again only this time with Parcells :eek: in that sweat suit! :bang2:
 
SkinsandTerps;1098578 said:
You sir, have a sick and demented side I see.

Why would that, be something that you would want to see ?

Thank you. Thank you. I take that as a compliment.:chainsaw:
 
tothewhipbill;1098529 said:
i guarantee ya parcells doesn't have the sense of humor necessary to make a similar bet - and he's a pony player (if ya ever got caught up in the horsetrack thing... you know what i mean).

but you are right about one thing. owens can be kinda streaky and if he goes on a tear... he will flat light it up.

the thing that will really come into play now, with bledsoe showing evidence of losing some downfield ability, is owens RAC ability. he's as good after the catch as any i've ever seen. combined with glenn's uncanny ability to make the "circus catch", we may get to take that to the bank.

so let's all cross our fingers.

I just got pumped at the post game when TO said he told Drew.. "just trust me... throw it in my direction, I will get it" paraphrasing of course

I may be in the minority here... but I think Philly had the right idea in getting Owens AND he did his part during the year and in SB... Philly didnt run with it the right way...
 
Let us hope, like the old tootsie pop commercial, the WORLD WILL NEVER KNOW!!!
 
THUMPER;1098769 said:
That is a frightening thought and brought up a horrible scene from my past...

I worked as a warehouse manager many years ago and our GM's wife was rather wide to say the least. One day she was out on the loading dock wearing these pink sweat pants that were stretched across her enormous keaster like cling wrap. You could see every lump and wrinkle, it was the ugliest butt I'd ever seen.

The phone rang and she ran across the dock to answer it. Myself and several other guys glanced over at her because no one is supposed to be running in the warehouse and saw the most disgusting sight I've ever seen...

Her celulite-encrusted rear was bouncing and jiggling all over the place in those tight sweats and I made the comment that it looked "like a sack of cats going to the river". It busted everyone up but to this day that vision disturbs me.

Thanks for bringing it up again only this time with Parcells :eek: in that sweat suit! :bang2:

:ralph:

That is a disgusting story. I had a significantly overweight supervisor who wore spandex one day and wore a really short black dress another day that showed a large part of her underwear. The cellulite is nasty. :sick:

I guess we should all feel fortunate that we didn't have to see Andy Reid in tights.
 
YoMick;1098255 said:
I just thought I would throw this out there... how many TD's does TO need to get Bill in tights?

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