Put the offer in at around $7.5 to $8 BUS (Billion USD).
1. Get rid of Jerry and Stephen.
2. Install managing board of the corporate holding company.
3. Offer minority ownership to Jerry Jr and Charlotte, and a board seat. In exchange for continuity on the sales, marketing and community relations side.
4. Get rid of the asinine **** that Jerry has bought with the team money. The yacht and the stupid ******** bus. If the assets are not directly football related to the product on the field then it isn't going to be in the company holdings. I can give some credence to the plane, but this is pushing it a bit for me. I would rather go with a lease arrangement so the 290 days of the year it's not being used it isn't another sack of **** this team is carrying. There is enough crap on this stupid Cowboys wagon that you can't figure out if this is a football team or Ringling Brothers.
5. Hire a no nonsense GM. No one in the family gets into the football operations. They get to be fans, but not stick their porkpie fat *** fingers into this organization.
6. Set up a football and business operations board. The GM, the coach each and every year have to sit in front of the board of hand picked, outside of the organization individuals, who will grill the coach and GM on the past season, and they have to present their direction and offer up the reasons why they failed this season. Who would be on the board? Bill Parcells. Tom Donahoe when he quits the Eagles. Robert Stevens outside of football to make sure the staleness of football doesn't permeate the room. Tom Coughlin bad in Jacksonville with player grievances, but a good coach who understands the rigours of the game. R.C Buford from the Spurs because this dude knows how to win. Stanley McChrystal because he really understands the price of failure firsthand, and has dedicated his professional life to helping others avoid it. And finally Susan Wojcicki because she has bigger balls than most men, and sometimes you need a woman in the room to emasculate men who are just too stupid to get past their testosterone.
7. Bring down the barriers between the fans and the management. Instead of focusing on coddling the players, the mgmt team and board will make itself known and available to fans and box owners to set the tone that this isn't a circus sideshow, but a focused and disciplined organization looking to be good at one thing. The product on the field.
8. The coach and the players I would leave to the GM. The accountability I would leave to the board. My role is to make sure everyone is uncomfortable every single day by supporting the board's recommendations, and the only group I have to answer to is the fans.
If I had $8 billion dollars...
Sorry but winning your division and making the playoffs isn’t a moral victory. Winning playoff games aren’t moral victories. Tom Brady won 7 Super Bowls but according to your line of thinking he spent most of his career a loser. lol Dan Marino never won a Super Bowl so you must think he was a real loser.
