Danny White
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Jeremy Shockey has great friends
Giants tight end Jeremy Shockey spent his bye week in his collegiate home of Miami (somehow this was preferable to his native Oklahoma. Hmm...), where he relaxed with friends and probably did some unspeakable things to girls in tube tops held up by breast implants. He also handled a rude fan confrontation with aplomb.
You know, I've always thought Shockey was a ******** meathead, but it turns out he might be some kind of genius. Yes, he "went to the bathroom," where I'm guessing he fixed his hair for a couple minutes, hummed a tune to himself, put his ear to the door to make sure there were the appropriate crashing sounds, then rushed to the scene to "break things up," a mere minute too late to save his heckler's face from being pounded in.
And the getaway boat? Very nice touch. That's the great thing about Miami. Everywhere you go there's a canal. Or an inlet. Or a fjord.
Jeremy Shockey has great friends
Giants tight end Jeremy Shockey spent his bye week in his collegiate home of Miami (somehow this was preferable to his native Oklahoma. Hmm...), where he relaxed with friends and probably did some unspeakable things to girls in tube tops held up by breast implants. He also handled a rude fan confrontation with aplomb.
You know, I've always thought Shockey was a ******** meathead, but it turns out he might be some kind of genius. Yes, he "went to the bathroom," where I'm guessing he fixed his hair for a couple minutes, hummed a tune to himself, put his ear to the door to make sure there were the appropriate crashing sounds, then rushed to the scene to "break things up," a mere minute too late to save his heckler's face from being pounded in.
And the getaway boat? Very nice touch. That's the great thing about Miami. Everywhere you go there's a canal. Or an inlet. Or a fjord.
