How The Fight Started

[the kid 05]

I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car. . . and you know how you just get sooo stressed out and life-stuff seems to get funny? Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . the other driver . . he was a DWARF! He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!" So, I look down at him and say, "Well,... which one are you then?" . . . and that's when the fight started

 

[jterrell]

omg my side is hurting form laughing.

i hope you "won" this fight. a youtube of you getting beat up by a dorf would be funny but depressing all at once

 

[silverbear]

I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car. . . and you know how you just get sooo stressed out and life-stuff seems to get funny? Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . the other driver . . he was a DWARF! He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!" So, I look down at him and say, "Well,... which one are you then?" . . . and that's when the fight started

That would be funny enough if it's just a joke, but if it's a true story, it's fargin' HILARIOUS...

 

[Hostile]

:laugh2:

You tell the story so well.

 

[big dog cowboy]

So, I look down at him and say, "Well,... which one are you then?" . . . and that's when the fight started

Priceless moments like this need to be on video for all to enjoy. Funny stuff.

 

[Vintage]

God, how I hope this is a true story...

 

[Hostile]

God, how I hope this is a true story...

I do too. Every time I read it I start laughing again.

 

[Rackat]

That is hilarious.

 

[Signals]

Thats too good not to be true. Thanx for the side splitting laughter.

 

[Danny White]

I caught it on tape... it was over with pretty quick.

All I know is that the kid needs a haircut!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LKlvBcNuYM&feature=related

 

[DallasFanSince86]

I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car. . . and you know how you just get sooo stressed out and life-stuff seems to get funny? Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . the other driver . . he was a DWARF! He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!" So, I look down at him and say, "Well,... which one are you then?" . . . and that's when the fight started

 

[junk]

I think it was Pat Dailey that had that same bit on the Bob and Tom Show a while back. Pretty good stuff.

I told the same story a few times. The reactions were pretty good.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

you should have made him say, "watch out for the light"

yeah, I ripped off South Park