How to troll a dating website

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If you like funny MS Paint stuff this will make you laugh.

The Joker/batman one had me rolling

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So .. which ones are the real images? Left or right? :D

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Oh that was good! I loved the expression he put on the dog's face.
 

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I was getting tears when I saw the blond haired rats' nest he did. From there on, I was just rolling. The chick with the stubble on her face FTW.
 

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Lmao @ the chick that looked like Jack N.....and the Batman standing behind her.

...adding the fan, also priceless.
 

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Yeagermeister;3996557 said:
Those look like some Napoleon Dynamite drawings :laugh2:

:laugh2:

Exactly what came to mind.
 

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I loved how he put the fan next to the one with crazy hair. Good stuff.
 

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At first you think it's sad that he made her look like a pig, then you notice it looks just like the woman in the picture! :lmao2: :bow:

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nyc;3996686 said:
At first you think it's sad that he made her look like a pig, then you notice it looks just like the woman in the picture! :lmao2: :bow:

wimOg.jpg

And you can't ignore the nice touch of adding the cordless screwdriver as well.
 

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It is a little mean but if you put yourself out there on display like a shopping mall for single people, you invite it to happen.

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bbgun;3996757 said:
Finally, a dating site that really knows me.

http://www.theuglybugball.com/index.php

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5 Ugly Truths about Dating.
  1. Half of daters aren’t pretty so instead of fishing in a small pool of prettiness and getting nowhere dive into an ocean of uglies and have more choice
  2. Ugly people are a better calibre of human – pretty people generally aren’t very nice and tend to be a bit shallow
  3. Ugly people have had a tougher life and therefore tend to be more considerate and more loyal. A recent TUBB survey also proved that they try harder in bed.
  4. Once with an ugly partner it is unlikely that anyone will try and take them from you meaning you can let yourself go completely once you’re together.
  5. In these straightened times TUBB is cheaper as a) We don’t charge much as the pretty sites and b) Ugly people have lower expectations – for a first date A Family Bucket will usually do the trick.
 

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nyc;3996765 said:
:lmao2:

5 Ugly Truths about Dating.
  1. Half of daters aren’t pretty so instead of fishing in a small pool of prettiness and getting nowhere dive into an ocean of uglies and have more choice
  2. Ugly people are a better calibre of human – pretty people generally aren’t very nice and tend to be a bit shallow
  3. Ugly people have had a tougher life and therefore tend to be more considerate and more loyal. A recent TUBB survey also proved that they try harder in bed.
  4. Once with an ugly partner it is unlikely that anyone will try and take them from you meaning you can let yourself go completely once you’re together.
  5. In these straightened times TUBB is cheaper as a) We don’t charge much as the pretty sites and b) Ugly people have lower expectations – for a first date A Family Bucket will usually do the trick.
.. and ugly people are more likely to be spiteful should you ever break up with them because they know their chances of landing someone else will be difficult especially if they have "let themselves go" as stated above. :D :D

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