How to troll a dating website

[pupulehaole]

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[Danny White]

It is a little mean but if you put yourself out there on display like a shopping mall for single people, you invite it to happen.

-Reality

Fortunately, women usually aren't very self-conscious about their appearance.

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[Longboysfan]

Fortunately, women usually aren't very self-conscious about their appearance.

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What planet did you come in from???? Or Are you living in Paris...

 

[5Stars]

 

[YosemiteSam]

What planet did you come in from???? Or Are you living in Paris...

What are you saying? You don't like women with armpit hair? :laugh2:

 

[viman96]

5 Ugly Truths about Dating.

1. Half of daters aren’t pretty so instead of fishing in a small pool of prettiness and getting nowhere dive into an ocean of uglies and have more choice
2. Ugly people are a better calibre of human – pretty people generally aren’t very nice and tend to be a bit shallow
3. Ugly people have had a tougher life and therefore tend to be more considerate and more loyal. A recent TUBB survey also proved that they try harder in bed.
4. Once with an ugly partner it is unlikely that anyone will try and take them from you meaning you can let yourself go completely once you’re together.
5. In these straightened times TUBB is cheaper as a) We don’t charge much as the pretty sites and b) Ugly people have lower expectations – for a first date A Family Bucket will usually do the trick.

A friend I had that was in the Navy said his buddies had a saying, "Go ugly early!".

He said they would get a few shots and find the ugly girls to have sex with because they could score right away. The other guys would spend all night and their money trying to score with the hot chicks and 99% of the time went back to the ship without getting any action.

 

[Temo]

A friend I had that was in the Navy said his buddies had a saying, "Go ugly early!".

He said they would get a few shots and find the ugly girls to have sex with because they could score right away. The other guys would spend all night and their money trying to score with the hot chicks and 99% of the time went back to the ship without getting any action.

Women they're hitting on: "Well, might as well go home with these uglies now, rather than sit and hope for the hot guys over there." :laugh2:

 

[Alumni2k11]

A friend I had that was in the Navy said his buddies had a saying, "Go ugly early!".

He said they would get a few shots and find the ugly girls to have sex with because they could score right away. The other guys would spend all night and their money trying to score with the hot chicks and 99% of the time went back to the ship without getting any action.

We had that saying in the Air Force too, lol.

 

[bbgun]

A friend I had that was in the Navy said his buddies had a saying, "Go ugly early!".

He said they would get a few shots and find the ugly girls to have sex with because they could score right away. The other guys would spend all night and their money trying to score with the hot chicks and 99% of the time went back to the ship without getting any action.

How can you get an (rhymes with election) if you're not attracted to her? You can't just make it go "up" by saying "abracadabra."

 

[SaltwaterServr]

How can you get an (rhymes with election) if you're not attracted to her? You can't just make it go "up" by saying "abracadabra."

If you're at sea for 6 months with 90% guys and at the end of that time period you can't say "abracadbra" and have it jump to attention, well then you were perfectly content to have 90% of the guys as the crew on your personal singles cruise. NTTAWWT, but you get the idea. Oh yeah, limited, very limited, access to pron.

 

[bbgun]

If you're at sea for 6 months with 90% guys and at the end of that time period you can't say "abracadbra" and have it jump to attention, well then you were perfectly content to have 90% of the guys as the crew on your personal singles cruise. NTTAWWT, but you get the idea. Oh yeah, limited, very limited, access to pron.

We're talking about homely civilians on a dating site, not military men sequestered at sea. Personally, I'd rather "take care of business" than bang an oinker.

 

[hutch1254]

Some pretty funny stuff. Had me laughing pretty hard.

 

[SaltwaterServr]

We're talking about homely civilians on a dating site, not military men sequestered at sea. Personally, I'd rather "take care of business" than bang an oinker.

Two of the three posts immediately before your's referenced males serving in the Navy and Air Force.

 

[Idgit]

Really? I don't find these funny at all. It's juvenile, and it's just making fun of lonely women. Some of the pictures are clever, but it's hurtful and anonymous. Not a good combination.

 

[CowboyMcCoy]

And you can't ignore the nice touch of adding the cordless screwdriver as well.

Hilarious