Humor: Alternative names for the Pro Bowl

[Bobhaze]

We’re less than 24 hours from kickoff of the worst football game of the year- the Pro Bowl! So just for fun, I have a few “alternative” names for this joke of a sporting event:

• The Goodell Bowl
  
• The All Star Flag Football Game in Pads
• The “No Doz” Bowl
• The stars who aren’t playing in the Super Bowl Bowl
• The semi-annual Garrett and Staff Bowl

Any others?

 

[Tangle_Foot]

The revenue Bowl

 

[Ranching]

Dak, MVP bowl!

 

[ShortRound]

#Garrettsistheonlyonetakingitseriousbowl

 

[Ranching]

Nerds, go back to your mom's basement and bang on you laptop bowl!!!! No offense, to all the band geeks.

 

[KingintheNorth]

The Kellen Moore Coming Out Bowl.

 

[sunalsorises]

Still better than playing fantasy football bowl

 

[Runwildboys]

The New Contract Bowl

 

[Pantone282C]

The New Contract Bowl

The Get Hurt Before Your Next Contract Bowl.

 

[Bobhaze]

I’m picturing Garrett stepping into the NFC locker room and saying in that monotone voice, “How we doin’ guys?” Followed by dead silence...LOL!

 

[TexasBoys2288]

The Panzy Bowl

 

[Bobhaze]

• The NFL’s annual clinic on how NOT to play football bowl
• The Kellen Moore meaningless audition
• The future players union collective bargaining effort to get rid of game

 

[Pantone282C]

• The NFL’s annual clinic on how NOT to play football bowl
• The Kellen Moore meaningless audition
• The future players union collective bargaining effort to get rid of game

How it's not gone by now is the real story.

 

[TexasBoys2288]

Since many of the players are not first selections:

The Backup Bowl

 

[Bobhaze]

I am proud to proclaim that I haven’t watched a down of the Pro bowl game since about 2001. It’s worse than a pre season game in the 4th qtr.

 

[Runwildboys]

National Lampoon's Orlando Vacation

 

[ksadler1]

The "I'd rather get a free vacation in Hawaii Bowl". . .

 

[ksadler1]

I am proud to proclaim that I haven’t watched a down of the Pro bowl game since about 2001. It’s worse than a pre season game in the 4th qtr.

I honestly couldn't tell you the last time I watched this game. . .Hey, that's another good name for it. . .

 

[TexasBoys2288]

The "I'd rather get a free vacation in Hawaii Bowl". . .

It's not even in Hawaii anymore, it is in Florida, lol. The NFL does not want to pay for 2nd and 3rd stingers vacations.

 

[TexasBoys2288]

I honestly couldn't tell you the last time I watched this game. . .Hey, that's another good name for it. . .

I'd rather watch the Puppy Bowl.