Humor: Brushback Draft Analysis

[rexrobinson]

Its copyrighted, so I will just post the link

its really funny

http://www.thebrushback.com/draft.htm

 

[JonJon]

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DE
Tamba Hali
Penn St
SR
The Chiefs love Tamba Hali’s arms, which are perfect for arm tackling, the Chiefs main defensive strategy. They have secondary strategies, too, such as lying on the ground and getting stepped on.

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[rexrobinson]

LOL,

yeah that whole article is great

I like this one the best

4

OT
D'Brickashaw Ferguson
Virginia
SR​

The Jets desperately needed a tackle here and they got the best one in the draft in Ferguson. Yes, they could’ve gone with Matt Leinart, but the scouts weren’t sold on his pass-blocking skills.

 

[Hostile]

DeAngelo Williams one is the best.

"The Panthers’ other running back, DeShaun Foster, is as fragile as they come. He’s fine as long as nobody tries to tackle him, but you know those defenders. Stubborn stubborn stubborn. Always with the tackling."

 

[Funxva]

6 TE Vernon Davis Maryland JR
Vernon Davis has great hands and provides a really big target for a quarterback. He still might not be big enough for Alex Smith, though. Maybe he can have another tight end stand on his shoulders.

Haha Alex Smith is horrible.

 

[littlewebs]

Loved the Bengals one:

"The scouting report calls Joseph “a raw prospect who needs a lot of development.” Well then he should fit in with the rest of the Bengals defense. He’ll probably immediately be named captain."