Humor: Jason Witten in his first game back

[Howboutdemcowboys31]

I can’t lie, this totally cracked me up. Enjoy

 

[SoupcanSam]

Did it with no teeth.

Splendid.

 

[NorthoftheRedRiver]

Oh, it won't be that bad. Shouldn't be. Might be.

 

[Silver Surfer]

Three more of those and he would have as many as the entire position group did in 2018.

Witten may have more touchdowns in September than the entire TE squad had last year.

From my reading, the group had 4, count 'em, 4.

Let that sink in.

They got virtually nothing from the TE position last year.

 

[conner01]

That’s a TD
But it was funny

 

[Irvin88_4life]

Three more of those and he would have as many as the entire position group did in 2018.

Witten may have more touchdowns in September than the entire TE squad had last year.

From my reading, the group had 4, count 'em, 4.

Let that sink in.

They got virtually nothing from the TE position last year.

3 of those came from the same TE in one game........just curious when the last time Witten had 3 in the same game

 

[Silver Surfer]

3 of those came from the same TE in one game........just curious when the last time Witten had 3 in the same game

What's your point?

 

[Runwildboys]

Three more of those and he would have as many as the entire position group did in 2018.

Witten may have more touchdowns in September than the entire TE squad had last year.

From my reading, the group had 4, count 'em, 4.

Let that sink in.

They got virtually nothing from the TE position last year.

I think that's only partly because of the TEs. Partly Dak, and partly Marinelli.

 

[SSoup]

Three more of those and he would have as many as the entire position group did in 2018.

Witten may have more touchdowns in September than the entire TE squad had last year.

From my reading, the group had 4, count 'em, 4.

Let that sink in.

They got virtually nothing from the TE position last year.

Jason Witten averaged 3.6 TDs per season his last 3 seasons.

Witten's 2017 production, for which we paid 12 million dollars, wasn't any better than what our 2018 trash heap gave us. Let that sink in. That's what Witten is now.

 

[Silver Surfer]

Jason Witten averaged 3.6 TDs per season his last 3 seasons.

Witten's 2017 production, for which we paid 12 million dollars, wasn't any better than what our 2018 trash heap gave us. Let that sink in. That's what Witten is now.

Nice cherry picking. I can do that too. How bout this? Other than his rookie year, he's never had less than 63 catches and has averaged 80 catches/yr and almost 5 TDs/yr.

And rather than a 12 million dollar contract, he's signed a 1 yr deal for $2M + incentives.

 

[Cowpolk]

Jason Witten averaged 3.6 TDs per season his last 3 seasons.

Witten's 2017 production, for which we paid 12 million dollars, wasn't any better than what our 2018 trash heap gave us. Let that sink in. That's what Witten is now.

Witten moves the chains 1st downs are important

 

[GMO415]

No one had the heart to tell him he was running the wrong way?

 

[SSoup]

Nice cherry picking. I can do that too. How bout this? Other than his rookie year, he's never had less than 63 catches and has averaged 80 catches/yr and almost 5 TDs/yr.

And rather than a 12 million dollar contract, he's signed a 1 yr deal for $2M + incentives.

Again: 16 TDs total in his last 4 seasons, for an average of only 4 touchdowns per season. A number you just said was bad earlier in the thread. By saying that level of production is bad, you admit Witten is bad.

So, okay, so now that we agree Witten is bad, let's have some more fun by taking a closer look...

Because not only is he bad, he's getting worse. In recent years, there's been a clear downward trend. 1000+ yards to 800-something yards to 700-something to 600-something to 500-something. That ain't cherry-picking, that's a clear trend. 11-point-something yards per catch to 9-something to 8-something. Again, a clear downward trend.

Just getting appreciably worse. So not only was he already bad in 2017, he's likely to be 2 years worse in 2019.

Fun!

 

[The Quest for Six]

No way that's Witten, this guy is faster!!

 

[ColoradoCowboy]

I can’t lie, this totally cracked me up. Enjoy

Witten is a better blocker, but that guy has Witten's downfield moves down to a tee! Well, except that he didn't fall over when he caught the ball.

 

[JoeKing]

It's a shame when folks get serious in a thread intended for fun.

 

[John813]

Can tell he worked on improving his YAC.

 

[Idgit]

Too much hair.

 

[AsthmaField]

Still 6 points though... and will really help with the ball control offense. Just about 3, 10 min TD runs and there’s half the game with time of possession.

Brilliant strategy.

 

[Silver Surfer]

Again: 16 TDs total in his last 4 seasons, for an average of only 4 touchdowns per season. A number you just said was bad earlier in the thread. By saying that level of production is bad, you admit Witten is bad.

So, okay, so now that we agree Witten is bad, let's have some more fun by taking a closer look...

Because not only is he bad, he's getting worse. In recent years, there's been a clear downward trend. 1000+ yards to 800-something yards to 700-something to 600-something to 500-something. That ain't cherry-picking, that's a clear trend. 11-point-something yards per catch to 9-something to 8-something. Again, a clear downward trend.

Just getting appreciably worse. So not only was he already bad in 2017, he's likely to be 2 years worse in 2019.

Fun!

Nice try, bud. How's about you stop putting words in my mouth about who's bad or not. If you take the time to read and think about what I was saying in my original post, you'll see that I was comparing Witten to our entire TE group.

So if you want to talk about bad, let's talk about 4 touchdowns for all of the Cowboys tight ends.

And while we're at it, since you're up for criticizing the team's personnel decisions; why don't you share all of your NFL front office experience with the rest of us so we can marvel at how much more qualified you are than they are.