Falco78
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STEPHEN JONES: Hay dad I heard a rumor that the Raiders only want a first rounder for Cooper.
JERRY JONES: I don’t know there junior maybe we should give them two firsts for him. Oh hey hand me my whiskey.
STEPHEN JONES: Well maybe we should call in Garrett and get his opinion on this?
JERRY JONES: *laughing while taking a big drink* Yeah I haven’t shoved my hand up his arse and puppeted him in a good 48 hours
STEPHEN JONES: Hey sexretary send up coach Garrett please.
Secretary: Yes Sir.
Secretary: Coach Garrett can you please come up to the Emperor’s room?
JASON GARRETT: Uhhhh yes tell them I am running up right now.
JASON GARRETT: *panting out of breathe* Uhhhhh Jerrah and Lil Jerrah what can I do for you?
STEPHEN JONES: Well Jason we are wondering what your thoughts are on us trading a first for getting Cooper from Gruden?
JASON GARRETT: Well what do you guys think about it?
JERRY JONES: Man someone get me another damned bottle of whiskey that doesn’t have a hole in it!!!
Secretary: Yes sir right away!
STEPHEN JONES: Dad can we focus on this possible trade?
JERRY JONES: I shoulda rubbed you out in the toilet! Fine business away you wasted flush!
STEPHEN JONES: Well Jason what do you think?
JASON GARRETT: Well if daddy and his whiskey thinks it’s a good idea than I do too
JERRY JONES: Ahhhh you guys know what is better than an 8th glass of whiskey? Yeah that’s right this 9th glass of whiskey!
STEPHEN JONES: Well dad I think one first is more than enough for Cooper
JERRY JONES: *mumbling drunkenly* fine do what you want…
STEPHEN JONES: Jason you can leave.
JERRY JONES: *mumbling drunkenly* Ahhh I was about to smear peanut butter on my lap again and make him lick it off! *laughing while falling to floor*
STEPHEN JONES: Give the Raiders a call and tell them they can have their first for Cooper
Secretary:*mumbling* I hate my job
JERRY JONES: I don’t know there junior maybe we should give them two firsts for him. Oh hey hand me my whiskey.
STEPHEN JONES: Well maybe we should call in Garrett and get his opinion on this?
JERRY JONES: *laughing while taking a big drink* Yeah I haven’t shoved my hand up his arse and puppeted him in a good 48 hours
STEPHEN JONES: Hey sexretary send up coach Garrett please.
Secretary: Yes Sir.
Secretary: Coach Garrett can you please come up to the Emperor’s room?
JASON GARRETT: Uhhhh yes tell them I am running up right now.
JASON GARRETT: *panting out of breathe* Uhhhhh Jerrah and Lil Jerrah what can I do for you?
STEPHEN JONES: Well Jason we are wondering what your thoughts are on us trading a first for getting Cooper from Gruden?
JASON GARRETT: Well what do you guys think about it?
JERRY JONES: Man someone get me another damned bottle of whiskey that doesn’t have a hole in it!!!
Secretary: Yes sir right away!
STEPHEN JONES: Dad can we focus on this possible trade?
JERRY JONES: I shoulda rubbed you out in the toilet! Fine business away you wasted flush!
STEPHEN JONES: Well Jason what do you think?
JASON GARRETT: Well if daddy and his whiskey thinks it’s a good idea than I do too
JERRY JONES: Ahhhh you guys know what is better than an 8th glass of whiskey? Yeah that’s right this 9th glass of whiskey!
STEPHEN JONES: Well dad I think one first is more than enough for Cooper
JERRY JONES: *mumbling drunkenly* fine do what you want…
STEPHEN JONES: Jason you can leave.
JERRY JONES: *mumbling drunkenly* Ahhh I was about to smear peanut butter on my lap again and make him lick it off! *laughing while falling to floor*
STEPHEN JONES: Give the Raiders a call and tell them they can have their first for Cooper
Secretary:*mumbling* I hate my job
