Humor: Looks like Witten is Slipping

[boysfanindc]

Got to get rid of this bum

Rk Player Team Pos Rec Yds Avg Yds/G Lng TD 20+ 40+ 1st 1st% FUM
1 Zach Ertz PHI TE 8 93 11.6 93.0 23 0 1 0 6 75.0 0
2 Delanie Walker TEN TE 7 76 10.9 76.0 23 0 1 0 5 71.4 0
2 Jason Witten DAL TE 7 59 8.4 59.0 12T 1 0 0 1 14.3 0
4 Jesse James PIT TE 6 41 6.8 41.0 19 2 0 0 3 50.0 0
5 Jared Cook OAK TE 5 56 11.2 56.0 22 0 1 0 4 80.0 0
5 Coby Fleener NO TE 5 54 10.8 54.0 24 1 1 0 3 60.0 0
5 Travis Kelce KC TE 5 40 8.0 40.0 14 0 0 0 2 40.0 0
5 George Kittle SF TE 5 27 5.4 27.0 13 0 0 0 1 20.0 0
5 Jordan Reed WAS TE 5 36 7.2 36.0 9 0 0 0 1 20.0 0
10 Charles Clay BUF TE 4 53 13.3 53.0 35 1 1 0 3 75.0 0
10 Seth DeValve CLE TE 4 42 10.5 42.0 21 0 1 0 2 50.0 0

 

[Scotman]

He was just amped up the first game... moving too quick.

His numbers will improve as he slows back down to normal.

 

[CalPolyTechnique]

We're one week into the season, lol.

 

[Pants]

so, I have Jimmy Graham in my FFL....he isn't even in the top 10 (not likely in the top 30 after 1 week)....

 

[boysfanindc]

We will rue the day when Witten is gone, for those old timers ask them what it looked like between Novacek and Witten.

 

[superonyx]

In before the yards per catch agenda folk get here and tell you he just catches the ball and falls down.

 

[88sAndHeartbreak]

We're one week into the season, lol.

You're sarcasm detector is broken...

 

[jrumann59]

We will rue the day when Witten is gone, for those old timers ask them what it looked like between Novacek and Witten.

We will be begging to have the days of Dan Campbell if Rico project fails

 

[superonyx]

We will rue the day when Witten is gone, for those old timers ask them what it looked like between Novacek and Witten.

Hey..we resent that..

 

[boysfanindc]

Hey..we resent that..

Hey I have the same ones, just can't remember where I put them or even if I am in the right house right now, because these people do not look familiar.

 

[theebs]

Could have had a 40 yard td also but dak threw it to Dez.

 

[CF74]

He's like Doug Cosbie on HGH, except much better...

 

[THEHEREAFTER]

Got to get rid of this bum

Rk Player Team Pos Rec Yds Avg Yds/G Lng TD 20+ 40+ 1st 1st% FUM
1 Zach Ertz PHI TE 8 93 11.6 93.0 23 0 1 0 6 75.0 0
2 Delanie Walker TEN TE 7 76 10.9 76.0 23 0 1 0 5 71.4 0
2 Jason Witten DAL TE 7 59 8.4 59.0 12T 1 0 0 1 14.3 0
4 Jesse James PIT TE 6 41 6.8 41.0 19 2 0 0 3 50.0 0
5 Jared Cook OAK TE 5 56 11.2 56.0 22 0 1 0 4 80.0 0
5 Coby Fleener NO TE 5 54 10.8 54.0 24 1 1 0 3 60.0 0
5 Travis Kelce KC TE 5 40 8.0 40.0 14 0 0 0 2 40.0 0
5 George Kittle SF TE 5 27 5.4 27.0 13 0 0 0 1 20.0 0
5 Jordan Reed WAS TE 5 36 7.2 36.0 9 0 0 0 1 20.0 0
10 Charles Clay BUF TE 4 53 13.3 53.0 35 1 1 0 3 75.0 0
10 Seth DeValve CLE TE 4 42 10.5 42.0 21 0 1 0 2 50.0 0

Boysfanindc... First I love your avatar! I'm from Silver Spring.. born in dc... good work!!

 

[dogberry]

At this rate, can Witten play till he is 50?

 

[ChronicCowboy]

We will rue the day when Witten is gone, for those old timers ask them what it looked like between Novacek and Witten.

You mean the Bjornson/LaFleur/Tony McGee years? Those guys weren't that bad. But when you compare to the greatness of Jay and Witten anyone looks bad.

 

[Manwiththeplan]

We will rue the day when Witten is gone, for those old timers ask them what it looked like between Novacek and Witten.

god, does that me an old timer? I hope not

 

[Melonfeud]

At this rate, can Witten play till he is 50?

If ever the good lord God Almighty put a Man together to accomplish such a task,,,it would be Witten J,,, the dude is huge Too!
The strength in his neck alone could clear out the rowdies of most roadhouses

 

[Echo9]

We will be begging to have the days of Dan Campbell if Rico project fails

I'll take Dan Campbell over LaBjornsFleurson

 

[xvendettax914]

Can't wait to have this same thread in 2021

 

[Hardline]

I was shouting from the rooftops to draft Hunter Henry .