Humor: New Rule

[TheRat]

You can't make a pun out of 'Miles' anymore; it is getting old and just plain intellectually lazy.

 

[links18]

If Miles Austin played in the CFL, he would be called "Kilometres Austin."

There!

 

[DallasCowpoke]

You can't make a pun out of 'Miles' anymore; it is getting old and just plain intellectually lazy.

And a Merry Christmas to you Grandmother Austin.

 

[ABQCOWBOY]

If he played in Mississippi, he would be called, "Down the road a piece."

:laugh2:

 

[Dallas]

If Miles Austin played in the CFL, he would be called "Kilometres Austin."

There!

I always thought "Sky Miles" was appropriate for Austin.

 

[Yeagermeister]

If he played in Mississippi, he would be called, "Down the road a piece."

:laugh2:

Or down yonder :laugh2:

 

[Dallas]

If he played in Mississippi, he would be called, "Down the road a piece."

:laugh2:

Over Yonder Austin


EDIT: GOSHBLASTIT YEAG /cry

 

[KingintheNorth]

How about (S)miles Austin?

 

[NextGenBoys]

How about (S)miles Austin?

I like the sig...but why aren't you looking fowards to Dallas in a Super Bowl?

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

you are getting good mileage out of this weak post.

Hey, ah am jus kidding.

 

[KingintheNorth]

I like the sig...but why aren't you looking fowards to Dallas in a Super Bowl?

You know what? You are right.

 

[xWraithx]

I seriously despise the "Humor" tag on thread titles

it cheapens and dilutes the joke.

 

[texbumthelife]

Before I judge his play I will walk a mile in Austin's shoes.

 

[CowboyMcCoy]

How about The Big Rat for Ratliff instead of just plain old, TheRat?

 

[Hostile]

You can't make a pun out of 'Miles' anymore; it is getting old and just plain intellectually lazy.

But we can still make jokes about Austin right?

Miles Austin Powers for instance? Yeah baby, I shagged her brains out.

 

[CowboyMcCoy]

But we can still make jokes about Austin right?

Miles Austin Powers for instance? Yeah baby, I shagged her brains out.

Quick, someone with mad photo shop skillz!

 

[Hostile]

Quick, someone with mad photo shop skillz!

I was hoping the same thing. The teeth would be awesome.

 

[casmith07]

If Miles Austin played in the CFL, he would be called "Kilometres Austin."

There!

win :laugh2:

 

[CowboyMcCoy]

I was hoping the same thing. The teeth would be awesome.

Make it so. . .

 

[TheRat]

But we can still make jokes about Austin right?

Miles Austin Powers for instance? Yeah baby, I shagged her brains out.

I guess that is all right. It hasn't been beaten to death... yet.