Zaxor
Virtus Mille Scuta
- Messages
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I can just picture it next year
Deadslow drops back to pass" (40 seconds later)
were still not sure if it is gonna be a 3, 5 or 7 step drop
looks like 3...oh Deadslow is sacked and fumbles
next possession
Deadslow gets the pass away and throws it to the unwanted one...who stops in the middle of the field in the center of the star and raises his hands towards the heavens because 40,000 fans lock and load on his sorry -ss...
he then stoops over and pulls out a sharpie and signs the ball and runs to the stands to find a desperate housewife to give the ball to but pulls a physic and takes her towel from her
Gives it to a cheerleader but takes her pom poms and walks pass Jerry and tells the Cowboy owner that he lacks a killer instinct
Gives Bill the pom poms and tells him if it looks like a duck and walks back in the huddle and tells Deadslow had he been Favre he would have scored on the play
Deadslow is pissed along with everyone else
next play
Deadslow to glenn but glenn was busy taking care of business on the goalpost...
next play handoff to JJ who is hit by a loose blade of grass and breaks into a million pieces
Larry Allen comes on to attempt a 50 yrd FG but misses and sends Romo's head over the crossbars instead (who by the way was the only one with enough moxie to hold for Larry)
Larry is pissed and chokes himself...
nope it don't look good Cowboy fans
Deadslow drops back to pass" (40 seconds later)
were still not sure if it is gonna be a 3, 5 or 7 step drop
looks like 3...oh Deadslow is sacked and fumbles
next possession
Deadslow gets the pass away and throws it to the unwanted one...who stops in the middle of the field in the center of the star and raises his hands towards the heavens because 40,000 fans lock and load on his sorry -ss...
he then stoops over and pulls out a sharpie and signs the ball and runs to the stands to find a desperate housewife to give the ball to but pulls a physic and takes her towel from her
Gives it to a cheerleader but takes her pom poms and walks pass Jerry and tells the Cowboy owner that he lacks a killer instinct
Gives Bill the pom poms and tells him if it looks like a duck and walks back in the huddle and tells Deadslow had he been Favre he would have scored on the play
Deadslow is pissed along with everyone else
next play
Deadslow to glenn but glenn was busy taking care of business on the goalpost...
next play handoff to JJ who is hit by a loose blade of grass and breaks into a million pieces
Larry Allen comes on to attempt a 50 yrd FG but misses and sends Romo's head over the crossbars instead (who by the way was the only one with enough moxie to hold for Larry)
Larry is pissed and chokes himself...
nope it don't look good Cowboy fans
