Humor - P.Carroll leaving the Seahawks?

[sbark]

Late breaking story from ESPN Sportscenter..........

Pete Carroll, former head coach of the Seattle Seahawks, is reported to be very near to signing a contract as a special consultant to The Pope in Vatican City. The Pope looks to recruit Carroll to be a spokesman for the Catholic Church because he is the first man in history that made 100 million people jump up and yell "Jesus Christ!" at the same time. More information will be reported as this story is followed.

 

[Fletch]

Late breaking story from ESPN Sportscenter..........

Pete Carroll, former head coach of the Seattle Seahawks, is reported to be very near to signing a contract as a special consultant to The Pope in Vatican City. The Pope looks to recruit Carroll to be a spokesman for the Catholic Church because he is the first man in history that made 100 million people jump up and yell "Jesus Christ!" at the same time. More information will be reported as this story is followed.

I thought Carroll was really leaving. I was hoping so I could start laughing.

 

[BoysFan4ever]

Late breaking story from ESPN Sportscenter..........

Pete Carroll, former head coach of the Seattle Seahawks, is reported to be very near to signing a contract as a special consultant to The Pope in Vatican City. The Pope looks to recruit Carroll to be a spokesman for the Catholic Church because he is the first man in history that made 100 million people jump up and yell "Jesus Christ!" at the same time. More information will be reported as this story is followed.

Ok you got me.

 

[DBOY3141]

good one.

 

[Longboysfan]

Worth the read.... then

 

[LittleBoyBlue]

Late breaking story from ESPN Sportscenter..........

Pete Carroll, former head coach of the Seattle Seahawks, is reported to be very near to signing a contract as a special consultant to The Pope in Vatican City. The Pope looks to recruit Carroll to be a spokesman for the Catholic Church because he is the first man in history that made 100 million people jump up and yell "Jesus Christ!" at the same time. More information will be reported as this story is followed.

Lmao... Good one.

Probably had a volume of people adding expletives in there as well.

 

[sbark]

Lmao... Good one.

Probably had a volume of people adding expletives in there as well.

thanks, give me a good laugh also, good humor rooted in some element of the truth