Humor: Predicting future crazy offseason threads

[Bobhaze]

Its the offseason. No Cowboys football. Although I love college basketball, that too is winding down. I’m not a big baseball fan so after March Madness, for me it’s just a long wait until the football season starts.

A few things I do like about the Cowboys offseason:

• Restocking and reshaping the roster through the draft and FA. The discussion leading up to those events are usually interesting.
• Post draft and FA analysis of the roster and how it stacks up for the upcoming season.
• How many crazy and down right funny threads pop up here is clearinghouse to itself.

It never ceases to amaze how crazy some of the offseason thread topics can be around here. You never know what some bored Cowboys fan can dream up. So just for grins, here is a short list of some possible crazy, humorous offseason threads we will/could see before training camp:

• “We still need David Irving”.
• “Dak’s dog saved from death penalty by Governor’s pardon”
• “Rico Gathers will be in the Pro Bowl next year”
• “Witten says he’s going to play until he’s 45.”
• “Jerry contemplating coaxing Romo out of retirement”
• “Zeke will rush for 2,400 yards next year”
• “_____ will be our HC in 2020”
• “Jerry has me convinced this will be our best season ever”

What are some other crazy offseason threads you see on the horizon? The offseason still has 3.5 months to go...OMG.

 

[Jake]

"Cowboys should trade Dak and their entire draft to move up and get Kyler Murray!"

 

[NEODOG]

"Cowboys should trade Dak and their entire draft to move up and get Kyler Murray!"

Ha! Ain't nobody taking that trade

 

[Carson]

“49ers signed Earl Thomas for 15 million guaranteed each of the next 5 years! Why are Jerry and Stephen so cheap!”

 

[Bobhaze]

I’m still expecting a “David Irving is still worth it” thread, lol.

 

[Old'Boyfan]

Trade _______ and our 2nd round pick for _______ .

 

[Carson]

I’m still expecting a “David Irving is still worth it” thread, lol.

If I’m not mistaken, there was one

 

[Carson]

Trade _______ and our 2nd round pick for _______ .

Yup.

“Oh my goodness! (Insert player name) was on the board at pick 12!We should trade a 2nd, a 7th and move up!

 

[Jipper]

the cowboys sign (insert tier 1 FA)

 

[GenoT]

Any thread title that begins with “This Won’t Be Popular” or ends with “Hear Me Out.”

 

[ShortRound]

"Bring back Romo/Dez."
"Real Fan" threads will test our resolve this year I think.

 

[USMarineVet]

Cowboys luring Greg Hardy out of retirement with Whataburger.
David Irving's blunt actually contained tobacco.
Quincy Carter in the wings if Jon Kitna fails to deliver.
Jason Garrett offered record deal sponsorship from The Clapper.
Jerry Jones spent the off-season in search of the Fountain of Youth.
Jason Witten rumored to have run 4.40 40 due to fresh legs.
Cowboys commit 1st round pick to John Stephen Jones once he's eligible for NFL Draft.

 

[Ranched]

Its the offseason.

• “We still need David Irving”.
• “Dak’s dog saved from death penalty by Governor’s pardon”
• “Rico Gathers will be in the Pro Bowl next year”
• “Witten says he’s going to play until he’s 45.”
• “Jerry contemplating coaxing Romo out of retirement”
• “Zeke will rush for 2,400 yards next year”
• “_____ will be our HC in 2020”
• “Jerry has me convinced this will be our best season ever”

What are some other crazy offseason threads you see on the horizon? The offseason still has 3.5 months to go...OMG.

You spoke too soon!

https://cowboyszone.com/threads/any...d-irving-is-a-fool.429875/page-2#post-9079143

 

[Bobhaze]

“Jerry buys yachts for each family member”, lol.
“Stephen reveals ‘secret sauce’ ingredients. Jerry plans on selling it in supermarkets everywhere.”