Humor: Pro bowl and professional bowlers

[LittleBoyBlue]

What's the difference?

Also, football but we throw and catch with hands 99% of time.


Driveway for parking

Parkway for driving

Cause way?

Thru way?


What else? Lol

 

[Reality]

Some of those are old Gallagher jokes .. here's a list:

• Why is it that we drive through a parkway, and park in a driveway?

• Why do they put the little "on/off" words on a light switch? If the light's on, you can see that it's on. If the light's off, it's too dark to see the words on the switch.

• Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you're not supposed to drink and drive?

• If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

• Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together?

• If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

• Why is bra singular and panties plural?

• Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

• Why are there interstates in Hawaii?

• Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

• Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

• If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

• You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes...why can't they make the whole plane out of the same material?

• Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?

• Why do they call that funny little statue a bust when it stops right before the part of the body that it's named after?

• Why do they call them buildings when they're already built?...They ought to call them builts.

• Why do they call men Cowboys? Bulls are the males, cows are the females... Men should be called Bullboys.

• Why do Cowboys wear a spur on each boot? If one side of the horse moves, the other side goes with it.

 

[Teren_Kanan]

Why is it when you send something by a ship it's called cargo, and if you send something by car it's called a Shipment.