Humor: T.O. went to bed 3 minutes and 42 seconds ago but can't sleep.

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The anticipation of Santa stopping by is too distracting. Full story at 11.
 
ESPN Update: His potential lack of rest will have a negative effect on the Cowboys tomorrow. He's tearing this team to shreds as he lie docile on his pillow thinking about Santa. Details at 11.
 
BREAKING NEWS:

TO just finally made it to sleep but slobbered on his pillow. When questioned on his intent he insisted the slobber was not intentional. The jury is still out on that one. There has got to be some punishment for this. It's utterly despicable and belongs nowhere in his bedroom.
 
More breaking news:

TO has awoken today to a wonderful Dallas breeze and the soft melody of a Christmas songbird perched upon his window sill. We believe this means Dallas is going to win because we, at ESPN, understand the world revolves around TO. However, we have yet to confirm this story. More news after the game.
 
Bleu Star;1255977 said:
ESPN Update: His potential lack of rest will have a negative effect on the Cowboys tomorrow. He's tearing this team to shreds as he lie docile on his pillow thinking about Santa. Details at 11.

He is still in knots after Reggie Brown crowned another king in the checkers game at the Eagle's hotel lobby.
 
Bleu Star;1256090 said:
More breaking news:

TO has awoken today to a wonderful Dallas breeze and the soft melody of a Christmas songbird perched upon his window sill. We believe this means Dallas is going to win because we, at ESPN, understand the world revolves around TO. However, we have yet to confirm this story. More news after the game.

:laugh2:
 
HoleInTheRoof;1256166 said:
I have one. Unfortunately, there isn't anything even remotely humorous in this thread.

Donovan? That you bro? How's the rehab going?
 
ESPN Reported this morning that Santa left TO a bottle of Aspirin under his tree :starspin


Merry Christmas ALL!!!
 
MissionCoach;1256186 said:
ESPN Reported this morning that Santa left TO a bottle of Aspirin under his tree :starspin


Merry Christmas ALL!!!

Nice! Thanks ESPN. This means we win because we all know Santa isn't licensed to prescribe drugs. Therefore, TO will be ready. ;)

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HoleInTheRoof;1256166 said:
I have one. Unfortunately, there isn't anything even remotely humorous in this thread.

This thread is just a relevant as any of the other 1000 T.O. threads where we debate 15 pages deep in regard to whether Owens is a cancer to our team or not.
 
GoinForSix;1256200 said:
This thread is just a relevant as any of the other 1000 T.O. threads where we debate 15 pages deep in regard to whether Owens is a cancer to our team or not.

:hammer:
 

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