Humor: The Night of the Nooch

[ScipioCowboy]

I suspect we will see three straight three and outs to start the game. Then finally get our first 1st down on our 4th drive and that will be because of a penalty.

I can actually see this.

 

[CWR]

I'm on record in other threads saying that at this point I want a high draft pick to jump start the rebuild.

But I'm still a cowboys fan and it's not like I'll be upset if something amazing happens and we stomp the Iggles or Nooch looks great.

So here's a hype thread where we can all support our latest QB, come what may.

Good luck out there kid, you're gonna need it.

Straight up brutha, leggo NOOCH!!

 

[The Fonz]

 

[DasSchnitzel]

Precisely

 

[catiii]

I suspect we will see three straight three and outs to start the game. Then finally get our first 1st down on our 4th drive and that will be because of a penalty.

That will be because Kellen runs 3 plays up the middle to Fat Boy for 3 yards and punts.Same as he always does.

 

[xwalker]

Since 1963, Americans have asked "where were you when JFK died?" and those alive could tell you.

Since 2001, Americans have asked "where were you when the planes struck?" and those alive could tell you.

In the future you will be asked "where were you on that fateful November 1st, 2020, the night of the Nooch, when Joe Montana and Tom Brady became afterthoughts, and the greatest dynasty in sports history began?"

Remember remember the 1st of November
Shotgun, scramble, toss
I can think of no reason
The Nooch's first season
Could ever go down as a loss

Tom Hagen visited Eagles Owner Jeffrey Lurie Friday asking for a guaranteed win for DiNucci...

Jeffrey Lurie refused.

Tom said he had to fly back to give Vito DiNucci the bad news right away.

Last night Lurie discovered a horses head in his bed...

Next week the Rooney family gets the offer of their signature on a guarantee or their brains on the guarantee contract...

 

[buybuydandavis]

Since 1963, Americans have asked "where were you when JFK died?" and those alive could tell you.

Since 2001, Americans have asked "where were you when the planes struck?" and those alive could tell you.

In the future you will be asked "where were you on that fateful November 1st, 2020, the night of the Nooch, when Joe Montana and Tom Brady became afterthoughts, and the greatest dynasty in sports history began?"

Remember remember the 1st of November
Shotgun, scramble, toss
I can think of no reason
The Nooch's first season
Could ever go down as a loss

Nice.

I remember where I was the night Romo took over for Bledsoe. Manhattan sports bar. Had to hustle back to my apartment to get Romo on my fantasy football team.

 

[Whyjerry]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
DaNooch is our starter
‘Cause of the pandemic no one will boo

 

[NorthoftheRedRiver]

"And that's how it all began, grandsons Ben and Nooch. I wish you'd been there to see it."

 

[DasSchnitzel]

RISE, COWBOYS ZONE

FOR THE NIGHT OF THE NOOCH IS UPON US

LOCK YOUR DOORS

HIDE YOUR CHILDREN

THE NOOCH IS LOOSE

 

[DasSchnitzel]

Nooch with a perfect handoff and then a downfield lead block.

MVP MVP

 

[DasSchnitzel]

Ok all jokes aside Nooch's first drive in the NFL goes down as a success in my book

 

[DasSchnitzel]

DiNucci is...

Doneucci.