Humor: Tornado Warning in Dallas

[CATCH17]

They sent everyone to Cowboys Stadium because there has been no Touchdowns there.

 

[Trace1015]

wow thats crazy

 

[pjtoadie]

They sent everyone to Cowboys Stadium because there has been no Touchdowns there.

 

[Sickwitit]

Oh there's lots of touchdowns, just very low winds...

 

[WarC]

I see what you did there.

 

[TheMarathonContinues]

 

[casmith07]

I'm still baffled at why McNair made that throw.

 

[CATCH17]

I'm still baffled at why McNair made that throw.

He was the checkdown king at that stage in his career.

 

[Boyzmamacita]

No touchdowns there? Hell, I think the Giants just scored again.

 

[Ashwynn]

I gotta give it to you, that was funny, even being a depressed Cowboys fan.

 

[lcharles]

I heard Jason Garrett had to call 9-11 because he could not get into his front yard. somebody erected goal posts in it. :laugh1:



wait... Garrett called homeland security to Cowboys Stadium to investigate a white powdery substance on the Cowboy field.....It was the Goalline.


I know lame. :

 

[ShiningStar]

Garrett just tossed his million dollar GPS, it couldnt find a touchdown with satelitte help.

 

[ShiningStar]

They sent everyone to Cowboys Stadium because there has been no Touchdowns there.

I thought it was funny.

 

[Venger]

They sent everyone to Cowboys Stadium because there has been no Touchdowns there.

But there has been a lot of sucking, I wonder which would suck more?

 

[DallasEast]

They sent everyone to Cowboys Stadium because there has been no Touchdowns there.

I cannot tell you how often I have heard that joke (and other similar ones) during the past two weeks from Saints fans here. My typical reply is a Family Guy-type retort of, "Haha. You are making a joke of my team's offensive woes. Oh, you are clever. Haha. A joke about no touchdowns. I am laughing." and then walk off.

 

[CATCH17]

I cannot tell you how often I have heard that joke (and other similar ones) during the past two weeks from Saints fans here. My typical reply is a Family Guy-type retort of, "Haha. You are making a joke of my team's offensive woes. Oh, you are clever. Haha. A joke about no touchdowns. I am laughing." and then walk off.

:laugh2:

 

[Big Country]

Garrett just tossed his million dollar GPS, it couldnt find a touchdown with satelitte help.

Must have been in the red zone.

 

[VirusX]

They call it the Red zone because Jason "Red" Garrett spends most of his time failing there...

 

[Spectre]

What do the NFL and Brokeback Mountain have in common?








They both have cowboys that suck.

 

[CATCH17]

Cowboys Roast



Leonard Davis has become as reliable as Dez Bryant's Alarm Clock.


Bobby Carpenter was a bigger blonde bust than Pam Anderson.


The Boo's at Cowboys stadium were so loud the other night even Flozell Adams could hear it.

Hey Felix the Cat... Lay off the Lasagna your starting to look like Garfield.


Jerry Jones was at the game Monday Night. Making Wade the 2nd most delusional person there.