Humor: Trade ideas

[lkelly]

Can you create polls on this site? Surely there are some team improvement ideas here:

1. Trade for Jaylon Smith since he may still have a nameplate in the trash can. He'll make the rest of the LB roster look better.

2. Trade McCarthy for Urban Meyer. We might have to give up a few firsts, but this would allow our coach fantasies to be fully realized.

3. Trade Micah for Penei Sewell. Tyron is finished and we don't have any other tackles on the team.

4. Trade the rest of our 2021 rookies for Caleb Farley. We really screwed up not taking a corner in the first and this will rectify things. Shut. Down. Corner.

5. Trade Dak and next year's whole draft for Lawrence, Lance, or Wilson. Really, any of those premium 1st round rookie QBs will do. This team is in full rebuild mode so might as well start the clock over on a rookie QB contract and hope to eventually catch up with the rest of the NFC East.

The trade deadline is quickly approaching. Wheel and deal, Jerruh!

 

[Corso]

I'm just going to say it:

This is either comedy, or extremely stupid.
I hope it's comedy and I got lost in the joke.




Edit: It's comedy! It has to be comedy. Good job!

 

[Bob-Lillys-War]

Its seems like a good idea, at first .

 

[Corso]

Its seems like a good idea, at first .

I like that he decided to do this while also wearing his glasses.
This is a smart, smart man.

 

[Bob-Lillys-War]

I like that he decided to do this while also wearing his glasses.
This is a smart, smart man.

 

[Irvin88_4life]

I'm just going to say it:

This is either comedy, or extremely stupid.
I hope it's comedy and I got lost in the joke.




Edit: It's comedy! It has to be comedy. Good job!

That's what some people were saying before the draft. It's comedy but actual things that some said on here

 

[Ranching]

I'm just going to say it:

This is either comedy, or extremely stupid.
I hope it's comedy and I got lost in the joke.




Edit: It's comedy! It has to be comedy. Good job!

Friday night....he's drunk.

 

[ClappingCarrot]

I can't believe people waste valuable time creating threads like these.

 

[lostar2009]

Meh, must be bored.

 

[Cowpolk]

Friday night....he's drunk.

We could let the Landry statue be head coach

 

[Established1971]

we have a regular Dangerfield here

 

[ShortRound]

I'm just going to say it:

This is either comedy, or extremely stupid.
I hope it's comedy and I got lost in the joke.




Edit: It's comedy! It has to be comedy. Good job!

It’s got to be parody

 

[ColoradoCowboy]

Not going to lie, I was hoping for Penei Sewell. Happy to be wrong.

 

[conner01]

I can't believe people waste valuable time creating threads like these.

Some people have way to much time on their hands
And obviously no life

 

[CowboysFaninHouston]

I'm just going to say it:

This is either comedy, or extremely stupid.
I hope it's comedy and I got lost in the joke.




Edit: It's comedy! It has to be comedy. Good job!

uuhhh, the title said Humor.....

 

[Corso]

uuhhh, the title said Humor.....

It didn't when I posted that, my man.

 

[CowboysFaninHouston]

It didn't when I posted that, my man.

Aha...he fixed it then

 

[RustyBourneHorse]

Its seems like a good idea, at first .

High five for the idea though!