Twitter: Humor: Zeke walking in to sign his deal

[Cowboysheelsreds053]

Zeke and Rocky walking to Jerry's office

LLLOOOLLL, STOP V-MAN. LLLOOOLLL

 

[RoyTheHammer]

What TF was that outfit? Good grief .....

That was a pre Russell Westbrook outfit.

 

[viman96]

Jerry: Zeke, take it! Take it all!

 

[viman96]

Mike on set with SAS tomorrow

 

[Buttermaker]

Probably will have a ankle monitor that says "Cabo Police Dept." (Just kidding)

 

[DasSchnitzel]

 

[OmerV]

A QB, RB and WR walk into a bar. They have a drink, and when the bartender asks if they want another round the QB says “I’ll pass”, the RB says “I’ve got to run”, and the WR says “I’ll catch you later” ...

This is the joke thread, isn’t it?

 

[coult44]

I expect Zeke to make a lot more business decisions on the field.

Why? With as much guaranteed money as he’s gonna have, it won’t matter.

 

[RoboQB]

Mike on set with SAS tomorrow

Dude, that made me smile!... lol

 

[tyke1doe]

Lol

That man looks more and more like an Ewok each day.

 

[aria]

If anyone is honest, what can you possibly like about this loser when he’s not getting first downs? C’mon homers, it’s ok, you can admit he’s an embarrassment outside the grid iron and without the Oline he’s had since college he would be slightly above average.

 

[Blackrain]

I like Zeke but man he needs to cut his hair and shave his beard. He might run faster.

Even without the stupid off field stuff who is using this guy to endorse their products . OK the Salvation Army just maybe but sheesh compared to Tony Dorsett, Hershal Walker and Emmitt Smith this dude is not very marketable

 

[3rd_n_inches]

Not a stain on you huh Zeke

 

[TwentyOne]

Lol

Nice suit and shoes!

But the plastic bag ? COM' ON MAAN

 

[America's Cowboy]

If anyone is honest, what can you possibly like about this loser when he’s not getting first downs? C’mon homers, it’s ok, you can admit he’s an embarrassment outside the grid iron and without the Oline he’s had since college he would be slightly above average.

Notice the OP is enjoying praising Zeke while enjoying bashing Dak in another.

 

[Ranched]

Lol

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