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Right off the bat, anyone under 12. Thats about 16%.
Most people over 50 excluding Chuck Norris, George Foreman etc. Thats about 24%.

From 13 to 49 I can beat up about 90% of the females. Thats 27%. And of the 13-49 year old males, half of them are turds. 15%.
 

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MarionBarberThe4th;3180313 said:
Right off the bat, anyone under 12. Thats about 16%.
Most people over 50 excluding Chuck Norris, George Foreman etc. Thats about 24%.

From 13 to 49 I can beat up about 90% of the females. Thats 27%. And of the 13-49 year old males, half of them are turds. 15%.

...about 1.2 Billion people could beat you up.
 

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MarionBarberThe4th;3180356 said:
hmm
But odds are I can beat you up ;)
Odds are 0% (zero) percent of the population will send you money for commissary while you are serving your 15 year sentence for 1st degree felony assault. ;)
 

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Shotgun blast to the back. I can kill 100% of the people! :laugh2:
 

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...And you kill a man and you're a murderer, kill many and you are a conqueror, kill them all ahhhhhhhhhhh and you're a....

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BrAinPaiNt;3181462 said:
...And you kill a man and you're a murderer, kill many and you are a conqueror, kill them all ahhhhhhhhhhh and you're a....

Captive Honor - Megadeth

I was reading a book several years ago about people who changed the world. One thing that was said that struck me was this.

The difference between a murderer and some of the people that are considered some of the greatest men in history that killed someone was if a majority people supported their act of murder or not.
 

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Bob Sacamano;3180326 said:
this thread has my seal of approval

Wow for some reason i've opened this thread a couple of times and I thought you started it just because it seems like so much of a Bob thread.
 

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BrAinPaiNt;3181462 said:
...And you kill a man and you're a murderer, kill many and you are a conqueror, kill them all ahhhhhhhhhhh and you're a....

Captive Honor - Megadeth

a lucky man with all the women to yourself.
 

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nyc;3181499 said:
I was reading a book several years ago about people who changed the world. One thing that was said that struck me was this.

The difference between a murderer and some of the people that are considered some of the greatest men in history that killed someone was if a majority people supported their act of murder or not.

If you've ever read "Crime and Punishment" by Dostoevsky, that's one of the major philosophical themes that drives the book.


... an 'extraordinary' man has the right . . . that is not an official right, but an inner right to decide in his own conscience to overstep . . . certain obstacles, and only in case it is essential for the practical fulfilment of his idea (sometimes, perhaps, of benefit to the whole of humanity)...

... I maintain that if the discoveries of Kepler and Newton could not have been made known except by sacrificing the lives of one, a dozen, a hundred, or more men, Newton would have had the right, would indeed have been in duty bound . . . to /eliminate/ the dozen or the hundred men for the sake of making his discoveries known to the whole of humanity. But it does not follow from that that Newton had a right to murder people right and left and to steal every day in the market. Then, I remember, I maintain in my article that all . . . well, legislators and leaders of men, such as Lycurgus, Solon, Mahomet, Napoleon, and so on, were all without exception criminals, from the very fact that, making a new law, they transgressed the ancient one, handed down from their ancestors and held sacred by the people, and they did not stop short at bloodshed either, if that bloodshed—often of innocent persons fighting bravely in defence of ancient law—were of use to their cause. It's remarkable, in fact, that the majority, indeed, of these benefactors and leaders of humanity were guilty of terrible carnage. In short, I maintain that all great men or even men a little out of the common, that is to say capable of giving some new word, must from their very nature be criminals—more or less, of course. Otherwise it's hard for them to get out of the common rut; and to remain in the common rut is what they can't submit to, from their very nature again, and to my mind they ought not, indeed, to submit to it. You see that there is nothing particularly new in all that. The same thing has been printed and read a thousand times before. As for my division of people into ordinary and extraordinary, I acknowledge that it's somewhat arbitrary, but I don't insist upon exact numbers. I only believe in my leading idea that men are /in general/ divided by a law of nature into two categories, inferior (ordinary), that is, so to say, material that serves only to reproduce its kind, and men who have the gift or the talent to utter /a new word/. There are, of course, innumerable , but the distinguishing features of both categories are fairly well marked. The first category, generally speaking, are men conservative in temperament and law-abiding; they live under control and love to be controlled. To my thinking it is their duty to be controlled, because that's their vocation, and there is nothing humiliating in it for them. The second category all transgress the law; they are destroyers or disposed to destruction according to their capacities. The crimes of these men are of course relative and varied; for the most part they seek in very varied ways the destruction of the present for the sake of the better. But if such a one is forced for the sake of his idea to step over a corpse or wade through blood, he can, I maintain, find within himself, in his conscience, a sanction for wading through blood—that depends on the idea and its dimensions, note that. It's only in that sense I speak of their right to crime in my article (you remember it began with the legal question). There's no need for such anxiety, however; the masses will scarcely ever admit this right, they punish them or hang them (more or less), and in doing so fulfil quite justly their conservative vocation. But the same masses set these criminals on a pedestal in the next generation and worship them (more or less). The first category is always the man of the present, the second the man of the future. The first preserve the world and people it, the second move the world and lead it to its goal. Each class has an equal right to exist. In fact, all have equal rights with me—and /vive la guerre éternelle/—till the New Jerusalem, of course!"
 

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MarionBarberThe4th;3180313 said:
Right off the bat, anyone under 12. Thats about 16%.
Most people over 50 excluding Chuck Norris, George Foreman etc. Thats about 24%.

From 13 to 49 I can beat up about 90% of the females. Thats 27%. And of the 13-49 year old males, half of them are turds. 15%.

I'm not buying the girls under 12 cross section. I think you're in a dog fight there buddy boy.
:laugh2:
 

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Danny White;3181784 said:
If you've ever read "Crime and Punishment" by Dostoevsky, that's one of the major philosophical themes that drives the book.

As a matter of fact, I have read it and that IS where I got it from. :laugh2:
 

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nyc;3181899 said:
As a matter of fact, I have read it and that IS where I got it from. :laugh2:

:thumbup:

Great book... not quite as good as Brothers Karamazov, but still a great read.
 

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BrAinPaiNt;3181462 said:
...And you kill a man and you're a murderer, kill many and you are a conqueror, kill them all ahhhhhhhhhhh and you're a....

Captive Honor - Megadeth

Awesome tune.
 

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Redhead Army arrives in Annapolis to beat the crap out of Bob, their longtime tormentor. Film at 11.

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bbgun;3182475 said:
Redhead Army arrives in Annapolis to beat the crap out of Bob, their longtime tormentor. Film at 11.

http://img.***BLOCKED***/albums/v323/hillaryperson/Amster******/DSC_0020.jpg

Just imagine the number of freckles in that crowd.
 
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