Zippy Speedster
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"Yo, DB, looks like neither of our jobs are going anywhere anytime soon, bra. This guy really fo real wit dat throw?"
"As real as TG's braids, brother."
"Hey you guys I'm like standing right here."
"Homo say what?!"
"Ha-ha."
"Sniff."
(Walking up from the side) "Heyz babyz!"
(Turning and smiling with his pearly whites) "Jeff, baby!"
"Yo biatch, what you following me from San Fran now?!"
(Grabs Garcia by the hand) "Ughz! I hatez you so much, TOz! Come onz babyz... (Jeff Garcia and Drew Henson walk off hand 'n hand)
(Jeff looks back sticking his tongue out as he reaches down and grabs Henson by the butt...)
(CowboyZone goes irate) "MY BOYFRIEND!"
"OMIGOD NO!!!"
"WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GO OUT TONIGHT!"
"HENSON IS TAKEN I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF!"
(TO & Bledsoe, eyes wide, slowly walking backwards away..} "Uh-uh.."
"Uh-uh.."
"Uhm, bra, I betch u can get a taxi faster and I'll pay"
"Don't say another word-" (TO & Bledsoe turn and run for their lives.............)
"I can't believe it all the rumors about steers and-"
"I know I know man they're true!"
(Moments later in the taxi) Yo, bra, pull up right there, dat's my homie!"
(Taxi pulls to a stop, Michael Irvin ducks down looking in and laughs)
(DB looks over) "Michael?"
(Irvin laughs)
(TO looks over at Bledsoe) "Bra, it's da, "Godfather"- he gonna help us. I know he help us!"
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"That's right, I'm going to help you - I already know who landed in Big D to see his lover today, that's being taken care of as we speak - someone is going to be going the route of Keyshawn before we know it, calls have already been put in. (Smirks) In the meantime though.."
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"You boys still have a super bowl to win and I aints playin wit that - that's what you will owe me"
(Eyes wide in awe of the great one) "Yea man!"
(Eyes wide in awe of the great one) "Yea man!"
"But in the meantime and I know you boys need it.. (Turns around holding his hand out...)
(Mouth drops open)
(Mouth drops open)
(Irvin opens the taxi door)
(4 hookers slide inside...)
"These my boys, they been through a rough ordeal today, take care of them, girls..." (Hits the top of the taxi)
(Taxi drives off...)
(Panties come flying out of the taxi window...)
(Proudly standing back watching them drive off...turns towards the camera) "And upon #6 you all will owe me, too." (Turns and walks off into the shadows....)
2 days later...
In a surprise move that really wasnt a surprise if you have been paying attention to the Tuna lately, Drew Henson has been released.
7 months later...
"Where are you going?" (Drew Bledsoe) "DISNEYLAND!"
"Where are you goig?" (TO) "Straight to write my new book, I gots some people to tell I told you so to again! Oh, and then to DISNEYLAND, HELLS YEAH!! #7 next year Dallas-#7 next year!"
1 year later @ McDonalds
"#7, one #7, no pickles, hold the mayo!"
"NO-NO-NO I want mayo I said, I want mayo,damnit, get it right!!!"
"Uh-uh-uh, I mean-I mean make it goopy on that #7!"
"Ugh, that's better...Hey, wait, didn't you used to play for the Cowboys?"
(Smiles brightly) "Yes-Yes, I di-"
"Yea whatever, you aint' Troy Aikman so I don't care." (Rolls his eyes, dismissing the hasbeen/neverwas)
(Henson turns and runs to the back, running into Manager Garcia's arms crying) Oh Jeff, Oh Jeff!"
"Oh babyz, whatz wrong, Jeffy-Jeff-Jeff, your big bad studz, already toldz you couldz have the weekend off.."
"It's not that-It's not that-Life is just so unfair, that's all, sniff..."
"And TOz shouldz have toz smellz our dirty jockstrapz everyday, I knowz life aintz fair, babyz cakez- Big daddyz knowz..."
2 days later...
"Where are you going?!" (Drew Bledsoe) "DISNEYLAND-I'M GOING TO DISNEYLAND!!!"
"Where are you going?!" (TO) "To get a NEW contract den I is going to DISNEYLAND, BABY, DISNEYLAND! And then right back here to work on #9! (Glares into the camera seriously) Dat's right, three-peat, here your daddy comes..."
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