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Key Steps for Tony Romo:

1. Look at whoever Fred Smoot is covering
2. Close your eyes for kicks
3. Throw it that way
 

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khiladi;2283186 said:
Key Steps for Tony Romo:

1. Look at whoever Fred Smoot is covering
2. Close your eyes for kicks
3. Throw it that way

Key Steps for Barber:
  1. Find LaRon Landry
  2. Lower Shoulder
  3. Score TD
  4. After TD, look at tread marks on Landry's facemask.
:laugh2:
 

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I'll give the Commanders credit for one player though...

Springs... That guy held Boldin to two catches. One of those catches, Boldin was lucky that it wasn't an INT, because Springs was right there. He is a shut-down corner..
 

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khiladi;2283204 said:
I'll give the Commanders credit for one player though...

Springs... That guy held Boldin to two catches. One of those catches, Boldin was lucky that it wasn't an INT, because Springs was right there. He is a shut-down corner..

When he isn't injured and only when he decides he is going to be one. He takes games off sometimes. (never against the Cowboys though)
 

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nyc;2283202 said:
Key Steps for Barber:
  1. Find LaRon Landry
  2. Lower Shoulder
  3. Score TD
  4. After TD, look at tread marks on Landry's facemask.
I believe his name is now officially "Trucked Landry."

That or Highway 30.
 

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superpunk;2283197 said:
Is Smoot going to play?

is he injured Sp?

I know austin and hurd abused him in december last year. They just didnt catch the ball.

He is always the guy running his mouth to.
 

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nyc;2283202 said:
Key Steps for Barber:
  1. Find LaRon Landry
  2. ADD 45 more pounds
  3. Lower Shoulder
  4. Score TD
  5. After TD, look at tread marks on Landry's facemask.
:laugh2:

Fixed that for you. I am assuming you're referring to the Jacobs run. Yeah, Jacobs weighs 260 to Landrys 205. But, let's not let that factor into your little ego-feeding session :)
 

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Funny topic. Made me smile.

Springs can play very good but if they lock him up, one on one, with TO he will not even slow TO down. Sorry, Springs is good, and holding Boldin is impressive. But Boldin isn't as fast, strong, or nearly as good as TO. I'd love to see them try and lock Springs up one on one with TO. I'll win my fantasy match up this week for sure. :)
 

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Sonny#9;2283319 said:
Fixed that for you. I am assuming you're referring to the Jacobs run. Yeah, Jacobs weighs 260 to Landrys 205. But, let's not let that factor into your little ego-feeding session :)

Barber is 225lbs and so it hasn't been a requirement for him to be 264lbs to run people over.
 

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Sonny#9;2283319 said:
I am assuming you're referring to the Jacobs run. Yeah, Jacobs weighs 260 to Landrys 205.

But, but... Highway 30 was supposed to be such a beast!?!

Hint, hint: it has nothing to do with size. It has to do with the idiot trying to tackle a power back up high. He tried to go head to head with Barber, he will just be trucked again.

Just like Taylor being trucked by Greg Jones.

You can't go high on someone who is bigger and stronger and more of a beast than you.


(The only that Landry is good at is cheap shots on defenseless players that draw penalties... what a stud! When he actually tries to go head up on someone who is rolling forward, he just turns in Highway 30).
 

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cobra;2283352 said:

Wow.... if Jacobs was a little shorter OR lowered himself a little more.... believe it or not it could have been worse. Laws of physics man... laws of physics.....


:lmao:
 
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cobra;2283352 said:

Why Landry didnt go below the knees baffles me.....

He obviously thought he was more beastly than he really was...

I admire his heart but dont envy his brains or the back of his head after hitting the turf.
 
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