leotisbrown
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I hasn't not never seen a more dispicabal meanderings and unsportsmanlike doings than the carryings on of them Vikings and they wicked point takings when we was obviosly out a gas and just trying to run out the game and go home with some of our pridings intacked.
But NO they had to go and score buckets of touch downs on us and stuff and rub our nose in it like we was an old lame dog that done laid a big brown stinky mess on the carpet and you grab him by the collar and make him smell it and he shames himself with the urinading too and his tail gets stuck tween his legs and his eyes go all full of saddings but you having a fun old time and just keep spanking at him like you some mad man cereal killer with crazed up eyes and a big viking battle ax turning him into bloody gooings and such while us fans are left to get drunked up and cry and curse watching at home etc. etc.
Well I has had me about enough and after I sobered up this mornings I has went and sent me off a firey protestsings letter off to the NFL leage office and also some carbon copyings is been sent up to the Texas Rangers-and the Dallas policings- and the Canned Mounted policed department- and the internal revenewers service- and the county welfare office and the better busness bureaus.
I'm going to force up Tagliablue to disregard and invalid date our losss yesterday and for purposes of fair play to has us a redoing of the game from scratch without no running up the score and the likes allowed. That way the better and more honorable team will win and go on in the playoffs.
P.S. I has also called in the ritings for the immediate a resting by the Texas Rangers or Mounted Policings of the following criminals who must not play in the redo game--- Bret Far and Jared Allen and they bald headed coach and also that Simon Rice guy that catches him some heart braking touchdowns all day long yesterday.
P.P.S. and while they at it they might as well do an a rest on Shawn Switchem and Roy Williams and Wade and Campo and our entire o-line.
But NO they had to go and score buckets of touch downs on us and stuff and rub our nose in it like we was an old lame dog that done laid a big brown stinky mess on the carpet and you grab him by the collar and make him smell it and he shames himself with the urinading too and his tail gets stuck tween his legs and his eyes go all full of saddings but you having a fun old time and just keep spanking at him like you some mad man cereal killer with crazed up eyes and a big viking battle ax turning him into bloody gooings and such while us fans are left to get drunked up and cry and curse watching at home etc. etc.
Well I has had me about enough and after I sobered up this mornings I has went and sent me off a firey protestsings letter off to the NFL leage office and also some carbon copyings is been sent up to the Texas Rangers-and the Dallas policings- and the Canned Mounted policed department- and the internal revenewers service- and the county welfare office and the better busness bureaus.
I'm going to force up Tagliablue to disregard and invalid date our losss yesterday and for purposes of fair play to has us a redoing of the game from scratch without no running up the score and the likes allowed. That way the better and more honorable team will win and go on in the playoffs.
P.S. I has also called in the ritings for the immediate a resting by the Texas Rangers or Mounted Policings of the following criminals who must not play in the redo game--- Bret Far and Jared Allen and they bald headed coach and also that Simon Rice guy that catches him some heart braking touchdowns all day long yesterday.
P.P.S. and while they at it they might as well do an a rest on Shawn Switchem and Roy Williams and Wade and Campo and our entire o-line.
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