I hate the Eagles

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Well it's almost time to play the puke green wearing Eagles again, and I'm getting all fired up to watch them get drilled into the ground by our own guys this week.

There only about 100,000 things I can't stand about the Eagles, but I guess the first of it has to start with this: their fans. I can't tell you just how annoying, arrogant, and idiotic this fan base is. I happen to live in the center of New Jersey where it's split between Giants and Eagles, and I can tell you that the Eagles are way way worse for me to deal with. This is a fan base that shows absolutely no respect for anyone and goes about it in the most scumbaggish way possible. These guys have never won a Superbowl, but you would be hard pressed to think that if you hung around here for about 5 seconds. Division titles, NFC Championship games are about the only things these guys can hang their hats on. They wish injury upon every player on the Cowboys, and make life hell for anyone who wants to sport silver and blue. I understand football is a harsh sport and its up to the own choice of the person, but there has to be a line drawn somewhere. The other thing I can't stand is disrespect for injuries when they happen. I don't think I need to tell everyone about Irvin going down and him being booed out of the stadium. Well earlier this year I watched Austin Collie get destroyed and looked near paralyzed when he was playing the Eagles. A penalty was called and the fans were booing non stop. Several minutes after the penalty had been resolved and fans could still see Collie not moving at all, boos still rained down from the Linc and it showed how disrespectful and terrible these people are.

The fans are the worst part for me, but I can go on. I HATE Donovan McNabb. Yes, I know he isn't on the Eagles anymore, but he has been a thorn in our side for over a decade and it's been terrible watching his stupid smug little face after he does anything. I can't stand the fact that in 1998 he was booed during the draft, and yet he finds it necessary to bring it up every freaking year and look to be pitied by everyone. Shortly after, he lee-ways into talking about how everyone is racist to him. Like he's had a hard life. McNabb literally went on HBO with Bryant Gumble and actually had the balls to say it's hard to be a black QB in the NFL today because of racism and mentioned Vince Young as an example (bad idea). Oh please. This guy grew up in a predominately white community and even went to college playing for SYRACUSE. Moving on. He doesn't hold himself accountable for anything that he does. If you've ever listened to his PCs, he always complains that he "needs better weapons" or "needs a defense" or some other arbitrary thing that will draw blame away from him. He was an awful leader for them, and definitely a reason that they didn't win jack in Philly. I may not have had so disdain for the Eagles if it wasn't for McNabb. He literally used to be the only reason I didn't like the team, and it was going good that I thought after he left I would let up on the hate until I realized that...

I HATE DeSean Jackson. Have you ever seen a more annoying ***** than this kid? He's so cocky in everything that he does and he gets HOF praise in Philly like he's the second coming. Let me just bring this up. He catches a long bomb against the Cowboys, and arrogantly flaunts his way into the endzone and DROPS THE BALL AT THE 1 YARD LINE. Yes, he roasted us on that play, but good grief I wanted to jump through the screen and punch his head into pieces. I can take bragging and taunting, but this guy takes it to a whole new level. I hate his little backwards struts into the endzone. Honestly it drives me insane. I hate that everyone makes him out to be some kind of god WR when in reality all he does is run straight and catch bombs. Woop dee friggin do. He's so lauded but does he show up to ever play the Cowboys? No, not really. That may change next week but the Cowboys have proven how one dimensional he is. If I may quote the little pecker, "sting they ***"

I can not will not and refuse to EVER EVER EVER give Michael Vick any kind of praise. He is playing out of his mind this year and that's all well and fine but I won't ever forgive what he did. This is a guy that killed animals for fun and money and was tossed into jail for 2 years. Let me ask you something? Who do you know that can be convicted for 2 years for a heinous crime, and then gets to come back and make millions of dollars again? Not many. I know people who go to jail for something small and can't ever find a well paying job ever again. He served his time and that's fine but he doesn't deserve what he has right now. The worst part is it makes Andy Reid look like a genius.

I HATE Jeff Lurie. I don't even think it's been a long time thing. But I look back and see how they treated a fan favorite Brain Dawkins and how they penny pinched him and it makes me sick. Bash Jerry all you want, our owner will never treat a player like Dawkins was treated. Absolutely disgusting.

Last but not least, I HATE the Philadelphia media when it comes to the Eagles. They are literally the nega-Dallas media. Everything the Eagles do is "genius" and I'm sick and tired of hearing about it. It's like they can do no wrong. They have yet to win a Superbowl yet everyone is gumdrops and lolipops over there. Let me narrow this down a bit. I HATE Howard Eskin. He is so up Andy Reid's butt it's not even funny. He will dismiss callers and hang up on them if they have one bad thing to say about the Eagles and will then go on to say how Celek>Witten, Kolb>Romo, etc. WHAT?! **** of here you troll. Granted, everyone in Philly hates that tool, but mine is a special breed. Here's what I really HATE about it. They don't do the same for the Flyers, Sixers, or Phillies. They dish out just about as much hate as there can be for non-football teams and I don't understand the imbalance. (fwiw I'm a Flyers and Phillies fan)

It's unreal how fired up I get when they play this team. My blood boils. I have such a deep rooted passion to hate this team. The smile on my face when we swept them last year went from cheek to cheek and it was a greater feeling then how well I did in school that semester. Very sad, but oh well.

I hate this team. I hate this team. I hate the freaking Eagles so so so much.

Anyone else?
 
I hate them more than I hate the giants.

the fans, the owner, the fans, the fans, and they even hired dog killa.

ahhhhh
 
How are we suppose to follow that?
 
I hate Philly because they always tried to injure our players when that fat **** Buddy Ryan was there

I hate Philly because their fans threw battery filled snowballs at our team in '93 and cheered Irvin's career-ending neck injury in '99

I hate Philly because they consider themselves an "elite" franchise despite not winning a championship since the Eisenhower administration
 
Seven;3734438 said:
How are we suppose to follow that?

Only the McNabb air guitar GIF can follow that.

And of course my fav smilie..

:trophy:
 
Desean Jackson has always reminded me of

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AJ+Buckley+CSI+NY+attends+Battlefield+Celebritry+OloJCPRMur0l.jpg
 
Yeah...I'm on the same page with this. My fiance' gets nervous every time she sees someone sporting Eagles gear because she knows I'm going to say something to them...I hate 'em, and I make no secret about it whatsoever.
 
rynochop;3734486 said:
Only the McNabb air guitar GIF can follow that.

And of course my fav smilie..

:trophy:

I forgot to include that and his stupid chunky soup commercials. A misplay on my
part.
 
187beatdown;3734411 said:
I can't tell you just how annoying, arrogant, and idiotic this fan base is. I happen to live in the center of New Jersey where it's split between Giants and Eagles, and I can tell you that the Eagles are way way worse for me to deal with. This is a fan base that shows absolutely no respect for anyone and goes about it in the most scumbaggish way possible.
I've posted this before...might as well again.

The degree of hate that I have for the Eagles, their organization, and especially their fans, cannot be measured.

Too many times I've walked into a sports bar wearing a Cowboys jersey only to hear, within seconds, some scumbag Eagles ******** fan calling me out.

I think the last post I made regarding the Eagles was a wish to nuke that entire city, their putrid, sickening fans and all.

That wish still remains...
 
Meh, I hate the Skins more than the Eagles, and the Steelers a fair bit more than that. Why hate a team with an empty trophy case? Hate is often just misdirected envy, nothing to envy the Eagles about. Can't bring myself to hate them, besides, they invented the cheesesteak...

Though I wouldn't mind if fans threw small dog biscuits at Vick on the sideline...
 
tomson75;3734533 said:
Yeah...I'm on the same page with this. My fiance' gets nervous every time she sees someone sporting Eagles gear because she knows I'm going to say something to them...I hate 'em, and I make no secret about it whatsoever.

Me and my wife were having dinner at my parents' house before the Cowboys/Eagles SNF game last year and were going to watch the game afterwards with them. My sister (5 years younger than me) had invited this guy she was seeing over and he shows up wearing an Eagles hat (turns out he grew up in Philly and moved to the DFW area when he was 12). Me and my dad saw him walking up the drive, both got ****-eating grins on our faces and didnt let him in until he took off the hat and put on one of our Cowboys caps.

Luckily, he was a good sport about it
 
I lived in South Jersey for over 35 years. The absolute hatred I have for the eagles and their inbred fan base is unmatched.

An evening spent in the company of eagle fans is pure torture.
 
Such a beautiful post.

I cannot describe how much I want the Boys to destroy the Eagles. A sweep would absolutely put a silver lining on this season.
 
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