I heard this conversation yesterday

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I was driving back home from a meeting in KY and stopped at a gas station/convenience store. I went in and got a bottled water and while I was standing in line, the kid (Maybe 20 years old) behind the counter was talking to this girl who was in the front of the line.

She bought a candy bar and he said, "Ya know what? I bought a bunch of stock in Hershey over a year ago and made 500K in about six months."

The girl, the guy behind her and myself all broke out in laughter as we looked at this guy who obviously didn't have two nickles to rub together but just came up with one of the worst, most unbelievable pick up lines.

When I checked out and went outside the girl was still inside her car laughing.
 

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jimmy40;3783952 said:
you never know

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I feel fairly certain this isn't the case. Sometimes, you can judge a book by the cover. And then sometimes the cover is falling off, torn and has mustard stains on it's shirt.
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Cajuncowboy;3783919 said:
I was driving back home from a meeting in KY and stopped at a gas station/convenience store. I went in and got a bottled water and while I was standing in line, the kid (Maybe 20 years old) behind the counter was talking to this girl who was in the front of the line.

She bought a candy bar and he said, "Ya know what? I bought a bunch of stock in Hershey over a year ago and made 500K in about six months."

The girl, the guy behind her and myself all broke out in laughter as we looked at this guy who obviously didn't have two nickles to rub together but just came up with one of the worst, most unbelievable pick up lines.

When I checked out and went outside the girl was still inside her car laughing.

I am more concerned about you buying bottled water...you elitist. ;)
 

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Cajuncowboy;3783963 said:
I feel fairly certain this isn't the case. Sometimes, you can judge a book by the cover. And then sometimes the cover is falling off, torn and has mustard stains on it's shirt.
:D
maybe the kid blew his $500,000 having Van Halen play at his birthday party
 

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jimmy40;3783987 said:
maybe the kid blew his $500,000 having Van Halen play at his birthday party

Spicoli (sp?) is too old for that.

If the kid was young he probably spent that money for some rap artist or rock band that had one big CD and later will be playing county fairs because they have no longevity. :D
 

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jimmy40;3783987 said:
maybe the kid blew his $500,000 having Van Halen play at his birthday party

He should have blown it on a clean shirt.
 

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Cajuncowboy;3784206 said:
Go eat some good BBQ for a change and set your mind right.

:D

There is no such thing as good BBQ here in NY area. You will hear 100s of people claim there is, but there isn't. The most common is for people to claim Virgil's is good. It's not. It's second rate crap. Those people are BBQ stupid and are suffering from the Ragu Effect. (if you haven't had better, then you will think crap taste good)

There used to be this place in Connecticut called The Smoke House that was in Darien on the Norwalk border that was pretty good, but they closed down. Not sure why, every time I was there the place was pretty packed. If you bought the bottomless plate, the first Pabst Blue Ribbon was free. :)
 

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Yeagermeister;3784221 said:
I do all the time. It's right down the street from my office. :D

Nuttin' like good BBQ! I was in Memphis a few weeks ago but didn't get any.
 

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nyc;3784259 said:
There is no such thing as good BBQ here in NY area. You will hear 100s of people claim there is, but there isn't. The most common is for people to claim Virgil's is good. It's not. It's second rate crap. Those people are BBQ stupid and are suffering from the Ragu Effect. (if you haven't had better, then you will think crap taste good)

There used to be this place in Connecticut called The Smoke House that was in Darien on the Norwalk border that was pretty good, but they closed down. Not sure why, every time I was there the place was pretty packed. If you bought the bottomless plate, the first Pabst Blue Ribbon was free. :)

Sarge must have found out about the free PBR. :laugh2:
 

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Cajuncowboy;3784260 said:
Nuttin' like good BBQ! I was in Memphis a few weeks ago but didn't get any.

Let me know the next time you come down. I'll allow you to take me to Corky's and buy me some ribs. :laugh2:
 

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nyc;3784259 said:
There is no such thing as good BBQ here in NY area. You will hear 100s of people claim there is, but there isn't. The most common is for people to claim Virgil's is good. It's not. It's second rate crap. Those people are BBQ stupid and are suffering from the Ragu Effect. (if you haven't had better, then you will think crap taste good)

There used to be this place in Connecticut called The Smoke House that was in Darien on the Norwalk border that was pretty good, but they closed down. Not sure why, every time I was there the place was pretty packed. If you bought the bottomless plate, the first Pabst Blue Ribbon was free. :)

....and there's no such thing as good pizza in Texas. :D
Next time you're in the Dallas/Fort Worth Metroplex, check out North Main Ribs. They're only open on Friday, Saturday and Sunday, but man oh man that's a great place for Texas BBQ!

Next time you're in Dallas for a game, hit me up and I'll get you into our Tailgate Party, where you'll have the best ribs you've ever had in your life, along with a ton of other great fixins.
 

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