I Know What Jerry Should Do!!!

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The answer to our problems is really quite simple. The problem is that we cannot win games in December. This year we were double snake bit cause we got a gawd awful schedule.

Simple answer. What all great businessmen do!! Cheat, stack the deck, deal from the bottom.

Jerry gets to the schedulers for next year and this is our December schedule.

Detroit at home
Kansas City at home
Tampa Bay at home
Notre Dame at South Bend
South Lake High School at South Lake

We go 3-2 easy with that schedule!!! Go Jerruh!!! Make it happen, son!!!
 

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Pokes12;3143542 said:
The answer to our problems is really quite simple. The problem is that we cannot win games in December. This year we were double snake bit cause we got a gawd awful schedule.

Simple answer. What all great businessmen do!! Cheat, stack the deck, deal from the bottom.

Jerry gets to the schedulers for next year and this is our December schedule.

Detroit at home
Kansas City at home
Tampa Bay at home
Notre Dame at South Bend
South Lake High School at South Lake

We go 3-2 easy with that schedule!!! Go Jerruh!!! Make it happen, son!!!

...arrange our (4) Bye weeks for December. According to Wade a BYE is just like a win if you divisional opponents lose.

If we take off the whole month either the Eagles, Giants or Commanders are bound to lose in that period.
 

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davidyee;3143694 said:
...arrange our (4) Bye weeks for December. According to Wade a BYE is just like a win if you divisional opponents lose.

If we take off the whole month either the Eagles, Giants or Commanders are bound to lose in that period.
If we take December off, which is a very good idea, then Wade can double as Santa Claus at the Northpark Mall. He can make that idiot face to all the little children seeking gifts from the North Pole.
 

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I got a better idea. Get rid of Jerry, Wade, and everyone else on this team that sucks.
 

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Anytime we schedule a bad team and count it off as an easy win, we lose. Just like Jerry picking the Ravens last year to close out the season. And Detroit every year, we either lose or it's a close one.
 

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I thought you were going to say step aside and hire Bill Pollian.
 
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