Hostile
The Duke
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My wife is ill. In bed, congested, fever, the works.
My daughter said, "Mom said you were making your spaghetti tonight."
I replied, "She hasn't asked me but I can."
My daughter, "She's gonna."
So I go to see my sick bride. The story changed just a widdle bit.
My wife, "I told Kylie we were going to have spaghetti for dinner. She said she likes your spaghetti better than mine."
My mad scientist spaghetti is the bomb, but I think I got played. I did talk the kids into doing the dishes though.
My daughter said, "Mom said you were making your spaghetti tonight."
I replied, "She hasn't asked me but I can."
My daughter, "She's gonna."
So I go to see my sick bride. The story changed just a widdle bit.
My wife, "I told Kylie we were going to have spaghetti for dinner. She said she likes your spaghetti better than mine."
My mad scientist spaghetti is the bomb, but I think I got played. I did talk the kids into doing the dishes though.