I Think I Got Suckered

[WV Cowboy]

Welcome to your baby girl having total control of your life...

I wouldn't want it any other way.

My only regret in all of life is that I never had a little girl.

I have two awesome sons, but I would have also loved to be wrapped around my little girls finger.

We had two miscarriages, I always wondered if one of those was my little girl, .. guess I'll find out when I get to heaven.

Anyways, spoil your little girls rotten!! No matter how old they are!!

 

[Hostile]

oh you got one of those too...me too and she plays me like a drum too

One time when she was about 2 we were home alone. She was very quiet and that concerns me. So I went looking for her. She was in the bathroom and she had a roll of toilet paper that she was dunking in the toilet them wiping it all over the wall.

I yelled. Who wouldn't?

She dropped the toilet paper, put her hands behind her little back, lowered her eyes to the ground and said, "But Daddy, I'm just a widdle girl."






Hell no I wasn't mad after that. My damned heart melted.

 

[Bigdog]

My youngest can work me like no one else. One time in Church she was acting up and it was time to go outside.

So I take her and she is looking back over my right shoulder as I head outside. She spread her arms wide and yelled "pray for me everybody."

My knees buckled, the whole congregation busted out laughing, and she of course did not get a spanking.

Now that's funny. It brought a chuckle to me as it has been a rough day at work. Thanks for sharing.

 

[Trendnet]

One time when she was about 2 we were home alone. She was very quiet and that concerns me. So I went looking for her. She was in the bathroom and she had a roll of toilet paper that she was dunking in the toilet them wiping it all over the wall.

I yelled. Who wouldn't?

She dropped the toilet paper, put her hands behind her little back, lowered her eyes to the ground and said, "But Daddy, I'm just a widdle girl."






Hell no I wasn't mad after that. My damned heart melted.

When mine was around 5 or so, and in Kindergarten, was doing her "homework".

the object of her worksheet was to color in the pictures that the word "ook"... like, book, hook etc..

I looked over it and said, you forgot to color in this one.... it was a picture of a Cook.

She looked at me and without missing a beat said "That's not a cook, that's a chef".

With that line of reasoning, I agreed she didn't need to color that picture in.

 

[ROUSH8692]

My wife is ill. In bed, congested, fever, the works.

My daughter said, "Mom said you were making your spaghetti tonight."

I replied, "She hasn't asked me but I can."

My daughter, "She's gonna."

So I go to see my sick bride. The story changed just a widdle bit.

My wife, "I told Kylie we were going to have spaghetti for dinner. She said she likes your spaghetti better than mine."



My mad scientist spaghetti is the bomb, but I think I got played. I did talk the kids into doing the dishes though.

surprised you dont eat tacos everyday