I think it's time that we, the fans, put parcells on notice

STSINAZ

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He loves to call out all of his players anytime he wants. Well it's time we call him out. We should start a petition, we could call it the "win or get out" petition. I bet we could get 500,000 fans to sign it. I would love to have that happen and put it right on his desk, or better yet Jerry's desk. It's time he hears from us! We are the one's paying his salary and he has not lived up to his end of the bargain! Did you guys ever think about this...Maybe he can't with Belichek?
 

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STSINAZ;1323105 said:
He loves to call out all of his players anytime he wants. Well it's time we call him out. We should start a petition, we could call it the "win or get out" petition. I bet we could get 500,000 fans to sign it. I would love to have that happen and put it right on his desk, or better yet Jerry's desk. It's time he hears from us! We are the one's paying his salary and he has not lived up to his end of the bargain! Did you guys ever think about this
This would totally work. We did something similar in middle school, to get more recess. It didn't work, but we did get to waste alot of time getting 500 students to sign it.
...Maybe he can't with Belichek?

Can't what?

Dance?

knit?

have relations?
 

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STSINAZ;1323105 said:
He loves to call out all of his players anytime he wants. Well it's time we call him out. We should start a petition, we could call it the "win or get out" petition. I bet we could get 500,000 fans to sign it. I would love to have that happen and put it right on his desk, or better yet Jerry's desk. It's time he hears from us! We are the one's paying his salary and he has not lived up to his end of the bargain! Did you guys ever think about this...Maybe he can't with Belichek?

Okay...excuse me for thinking this is a laughable idea.

First...nobody would take it seriously. Second, it would have absoultly no impact at all. Who's going to verify the names to insure this isn't a bit.

The pure fact that you are posting an a web site about the Dallas Cowboys is supporting the Dallas Cowboys. Want to make an impact? Stop posting about the Cowboys, stop buying the merchandise, stop watching the games (you don't like the out come anyway, so why bother wasting your time.) Stop buying tickets, stop buying products advertised on Cowboys web sites and tv programs. Stop everything Cowboys in your life until it hits Jerry in the wallet.

That is a lot easier said than done. Simply signing a piece of paper says nothing and is all too easy to work into your life.
 

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reminds me of an episode of south park where they get cheap labor and they all say "they took er jobs!" it has no point but is just funny
 

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the kid 05;1323358 said:
reminds me of an episode of south park where they get cheap labor and they all say "they took er jobs!" it has no point but is just funny


people from the future come back to the past to get jobs :laugh2: .

they all go and start beign gay haha infront of the portal.
 

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the kid 05;1323358 said:
reminds me of an episode of south park where they get cheap labor and they all say "they took er jobs!" it has no point but is just funny


yeah those future people working for cheap, they took er jobs
 

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STSINAZ;1323105 said:
He loves to call out all of his players anytime he wants.

Good idea, that'll really shake him up... you should boycott the Cowboys, starting immediately...

Really show him, make it a permanent boycott... don't even bother coming back when Parcells finally does retire...

We won't hold it against you, I promise... it ain't like you've ever added ANYTHING to the dialogue anyway...
 

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this also sounds like the townspeople on South Park marching in a mob towards the Mayor's office screaming in unison

RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE fire Parcells RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
 

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STSINAZ;1323105 said:
He loves to call out all of his players anytime he wants. Well it's time we call him out. We should start a petition, we could call it the "win or get out" petition. I bet we could get 500,000 fans to sign it. I would love to have that happen and put it right on his desk, or better yet Jerry's desk. It's time he hears from us! We are the one's paying his salary and he has not lived up to his end of the bargain! Did you guys ever think about this...Maybe he can't with Belichek?

Maybe you can go to the baseball stadium, I have heard they are having a massive burn the disco records bonfire.
 

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nyc;1326169 said:
I think we should put Parcells haters on notice.

How about we just put everyone on notice that...

2005-02-john-vernon.jpg

They are put on DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION!
 

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BrAinPaiNt;1326176 said:
How about we just put everyone on notice that...

2005-02-john-vernon.jpg

They are put on DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION!

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
 

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STSINAZ;1323105 said:
He loves to call out all of his players anytime he wants. Well it's time we call him out. We should start a petition, we could call it the "win or get out" petition. I bet we could get 500,000 fans to sign it. I would love to have that happen and put it right on his desk, or better yet Jerry's desk. It's time he hears from us! We are the one's paying his salary and he has not lived up to his end of the bargain! Did you guys ever think about this...Maybe he can't with Belichek?

:lmao:

As much as I despise the venerable Parmanboobs, this idea would go about as far as any suggestion from his offensive coordinators.
 
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