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FOUR FRIENDS AT A PARTY:
Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30
years, reunited at a
party.
After several drinks, one of the men had to use the
rest room. Those who
remained talked about their kids.
The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He
started working at a
successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He
studied Economics and
Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder
and now he's the president of the company. He became so
rich that he gave
his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his
birthday."
The second guy said, "Darn, that's terrific! My son
is also my pride and
joy. He started working for a big airline, and then
went to flight
school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a
partner in the company,
where he owns the majority of its assets. He's so
rich that he gave his
best friend a brand new jet for his birthday."
The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son
studied in the best
universities and became an engineer. Then he started
his own
construction company and is now a multimillionaire.
He also gave away
something very nice and expensive to his best friend
for his birthday:
A 30,000 square foot mansion."
The three friends congratulated each other just as
the fourth returned
from the restroom and asked: "What are all the congratulations for?"
One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride
we feel for the
successes of our sons. ..What about your son?"
The fourth man replied: "My son is *** and makes a
living dancing as a
stripper at a nightclub."
The three friends said: "What a shame...what a disappointment."
The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's
my son and I love
him. And he hasn't done too bad either. His
birthday was two weeks ago,
and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot
mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends."
Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30
years, reunited at a
party.
After several drinks, one of the men had to use the
rest room. Those who
remained talked about their kids.
The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He
started working at a
successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He
studied Economics and
Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder
and now he's the president of the company. He became so
rich that he gave
his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his
birthday."
The second guy said, "Darn, that's terrific! My son
is also my pride and
joy. He started working for a big airline, and then
went to flight
school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a
partner in the company,
where he owns the majority of its assets. He's so
rich that he gave his
best friend a brand new jet for his birthday."
The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son
studied in the best
universities and became an engineer. Then he started
his own
construction company and is now a multimillionaire.
He also gave away
something very nice and expensive to his best friend
for his birthday:
A 30,000 square foot mansion."
The three friends congratulated each other just as
the fourth returned
from the restroom and asked: "What are all the congratulations for?"
One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride
we feel for the
successes of our sons. ..What about your son?"
The fourth man replied: "My son is *** and makes a
living dancing as a
stripper at a nightclub."
The three friends said: "What a shame...what a disappointment."
The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's
my son and I love
him. And he hasn't done too bad either. His
birthday was two weeks ago,
and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot
mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends."
