I want your player interview questions

[Redball Express]

Ok..

So we all know what we are up against with this year..

No personal contact with draftees.

No touching, measuring, sprints or pushups.

So it's all reduced to video tape, scouting reports and interpretation from long distance

We have gotten peaks at the video interviews but that is secret information closely held by the team.

One can assume the hackers are drinking tons of coffee by now trying to eavesdrop on it.

So knowing we all hate this process and we are watching from over 6 feet from our computers and phones..

I want you guys to pretend you are running these video sessions.

What do you say to the player?

What information do you need to find out if this player is a fit?

I am really interested how you might handle it.?

Do you ask them personal questiions?

Do you ask them scenario questions and hypothetical questions?

Do ask psych questions? Like what's your fav TV show?

Let me start this out..

I would ask them..

"Why do you want to be a Dallas Cowboy if we select you?"

Hmmm..

Ok..you the Director of Player Personel. Your job should you take it, is to draft the BPA in 7 Rds of selection.

I do not need player analysis here..

I need football executive analysis.

Ok..draft is 2 days away.

You are on..

And may the best of us help the rest of us figure this out.

Over to you.

 

[jazzcat22]

If we draft you and you are a bust, but you were Jerry's pet cat, would you be willing to put on a Rowdy costume?
Remember this is motivation not to be a bust.

 

[jsb357]

Who's is your favorite Dallas Cowboy that is no longer playing? (Tony Romo is NOT a valid answer)

 

[CF74]

What is the strongest aspect of your game and what position do you play best? What do you need to improve? Do you like Captain Krunch?

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Ok..

So we all know what we are up against with this year..

No personal contact with draftees.

No touching, measuring, sprints or pushups.

So it's all reduced to video tape, scouting reports and interpretation from long distance

We have gotten peaks at the video interviews but that is secret information closely held by the team.

One can assume the hackers are drinking tons of coffee by now trying to eavesdrop on it.

So knowing we all hate this process and we are watching from over 6 feet from our computers and phones..

I want you guys to pretend you are running these video sessions.

What do you say to the player?

What information do you need to find out if this player is a fit?

I am really interested how you might handle it.?

Do you ask them personal questiions?

Do you ask them scenario questions and hypothetical questions?

Do ask psych questions? Like what's your fav TV show?

Let me start this out..

I would ask them..

"Why do you want to be a Dallas Cowboy if we select you?"

Hmmm..

Ok..you the Director of Player Personel. Your job should you take it, is to draft the BPA in 7 Rds of selection.

I do not need player analysis here..

I need football executive analysis.

Ok..draft is 2 days away.

You are on..

And may the best of us help the rest of us figure this out.

Over to you.

1. Why are you so fat?
2. Why did you steal the laptop in college?
3. Why did you steal the crablegs?
4. Did she provoke you?
5. Do you like Roman gladiator movies?
6. Where do you see yourself in 5 mars years?
7. Did you know she was 17?
8. Who does your hair?
9. Ginger or Maryann?
10. What was your major ... heh. Just kidding (wink)

 

[darthseinfeld]

Question 1: How much do you dislike Dak Prescott

 

[DeaconMoss]

Who was your toughest individual opponent in college? Do you have his twitter handy?

 

[Redball Express]

If we draft you and you are a bust, but you were Jerry's pet cat, would you be willing to put on a Rowdy costume?
Remember this is motivation not to be a bust.

You bet.

Funny.

Like somebody with a Plan B.

Thanx.

 

[Bullflop]

How well do you feel you'll be able to compete with the talent on this roster?

Have you ever been arrested? If so, what for? If so, are you willing to change?

Do you truthfully want to play for the Cowboys or is it the money that attracts you?

What do you feel you have to contribute that other players at your position don't have?

How long do you see yourself contributing in the years to come within this intended career?

 

[Redball Express]

Question 1: How much do you dislike Dak Prescott

And his answer is..

Check my comments at Cowboyzone.com

Very funny.

 

[John813]

Is your mom a prostitute?

 

[Redball Express]

Have you ever been arrested? If so, what for? If so, are you willing to change?

Do you truthfully want to play for the Cowboys or is it the money that attracts you?

What do you feel you have to contribute that other players at your position don't have?

How long do you see yourself contributing in the years to come within your intended career?

And how many years would you accept?

4

5

6

TBD

Jerrah will offer 10 to reduce your cap hit plus a ride in his boat.

Acceptable?

Next.

 

[Redball Express]

Is your mom a prostitute?

Oh christ..

I can't stop laughing now.

What a cruel thread this has turned out to be.

The Comedy Clubs should.be signing in soon.

 

[Redball Express]

Who's is your favorite Dallas Cowboy that is no longer playing? (Tony Romo is NOT a valid answer)

Dexter Coakley.

Next question.

 

[Redball Express]

How well do you feel you'll be able to compete with the talent on this roster?

Have you ever been arrested? If so, what for? If so, are you willing to change?

Do you truthfully want to play for the Cowboys or is it the money that attracts you?

What do you feel you have to contribute that other players at your position don't have?

How long do you see yourself contributing in the years to come within this intended career?

I think I am in it for the money.

Now answer me a question..

Is Rowdy a female or a male?

And will it put out on the first date?

 

[Redball Express]

Who was your toughest individual opponent in college? Do you have his twitter handy?

I believe my thread is rapidly losing its legitimacy..

Duh

 

[Redball Express]

What is the strongest aspect of your game and what position do you play best? What do you need to improve? Do you like Captain Krunch?

Cheerios brother.

And I eat it with chocolate milk I does.

 

[Bullflop]

In response:

That doesn't qualify you.

You're the one applying for this job.

Rowdy hasn't revealed that yet -- the costume prevents it.

Since that's so important, have you every been arrested for forcible rape?

 

[Redball Express]

How well do you feel you'll be able to compete with the talent on this roster?

Have you ever been arrested? If so, what for? If so, are you willing to change?

Do you truthfully want to play for the Cowboys or is it the money that attracts you?

What do you feel you have to contribute that other players at your position don't have?

How long do you see yourself contributing in the years to come within this intended career?

I think you found a new career, boss.

 

[Redball Express]

In response:

That doesn't qualify you.

You're the one applying for a job.

Rowdy hasn't revealed that yet -- the costume prevents it.

Since that's so important, have you every been arrested for forcible rape?

Ah no..

But they have on occasion asked me to stop because they couldn't take it anymore.

Dat count?