If I was Jason Garrett

[Bobhaze]

If I was Jason Garrett, I would make my final year as HC fun and memorable. I don’t think Jerry wants to fire him, so why not have some fun?

Why not go completely rogue this year? I would love to see him drop some f bombs in a presser, publicly say “well that’s just flat crazy” when someone tells him what Jerry said on his radio show, then follow that up by becoming a balls to the wall gambler on Sundays with flea flickers, fake punts, and going for it half the time on 4th down.

If I was Garrett, I would go out in a blaze of glory. Why not? He’s already proven to be the most dull, predictable conservative, robotic coach in the NFL. As boring as a bowl of plain oatmeal on a Tuesday, full of the same press conference platitudes that are about as inspiring as a rash.

He should have some freakin’ fun for a change! Lead the team out of the locker room wearing a rainbow wig, a tie-dyed blue and silver t-shirt that says “Jerry Sux”, and a ball cap worn backwards. Again, why not?

How about answering the stupid sideline reporter’s halftime question a la Mike Leach by saying “Hell if I know.”

And finally, how about on draft day, he decides to call out his preferred picks with a cheerleader megaphone while grasping a bottle of Jack Daniels in one hand and a fat Cuban cigar in the other.

Now that’s a Jason Garrett I could enjoy watching!

 

[BHendri5]

You and anyone else that is thinking, wishing or hoping this, JG is not going anywhere

 

[Bobhaze]

You and anyone else that is thinking, wishing or hoping this, JG is not going anywhere

All the more reason to have some fun, eh?
(You do realize this is an attempt at a humorous thread, right?)

 

[CATCH17]

You and anyone else that is thinking, wishing or hoping this, JG is not going anywhere

I agree but he is about to face a pressure that he has never faced before and only Jerry and @Idgit are still in his corner.

 

[big dog cowboy]

If I was Jason Garrett, I would make my final year as HC fun and memorable. I don’t think Jerry wants to fire him, so why not have some fun?

So you do all that stuff to force your way out of a job and make yourself completely unhireable again?

I thought Josh McDaniel committed career suicide.

 

[dwreck27]

This season has all the makings of boom or bust... we start slow I think the fans and team pack it in early... then woof

 

[Idgit]

I agree but he is about to face a pressure that he has never faced before and only Jerry and @Idgit are still in his corner.

As far as fan message boards go, that’s probably true.

In the real world, the people that matter are fans of the coach, and for god reason. He does have to deliver again this coming season though. But that’s how the NFL works.

 

[Bullflop]

Garrett isn't "going rogue" this year or anytime else. It's simply not his MO and never will be.

He'll always be the dutiful "yes man" until he's no longer standing on the sidelines clapping.

 

[Diehardblues]

Obviously some fans still don’t have their pulse on the Dallas Cowboys under Jerry and Jason’s role here.

But I understand their frustration. Problem is, it’s not going to change with our HC. Hasn’t yet this era.

 

[Diehardblues]

It’s a popular rant to place our concerns all on Garrett but I’d argue with Jerry’s stranglehold on this franchise Garrett has provided the most hope since Parcells took over.

I have more concerns that Prescott will develop into more than an average passing QB or if we can finish bringing in the talent needed on defense.

But if you believe that this team has been better built and smarter personnel decisions in recent years you can thank Garrett for his influence over Jerry and his vision in our direction however frustrating some obvious coaching gaffs have been onfield which are more subjective anyway.

 

[Buzzbait]

You and anyone else that is thinking, wishing or hoping this,
JG is not going anywhere

Yeah, sorta like a dog chasing his tail.....going nowhere fast.

 

[Diehardblues]

So you do all that stuff to force your way out of a job and make yourself completely unhireable again?

I thought Josh McDaniel committed career suicide.

Right!!

Jason continues to bring some class and respect to a football franchise that has little around the league beyond their revenue generating.

Garrett still has a loyal following locally especially with apathetic fans who don’t really expect anyone to have much success this era with Jerry.

There’s been no indications this is a make or break season for Garrett. It’s probably not one for our QB either. I’m not sure why anyone would have higher expectations until we see if Dak can develop or our defense can continue progressing?

Why would we be a serious contender without an elite QB or top 5 defense? How many teams are playing for championships without either?

 

[Captain-Crash]

i thought you were going to say, "jason should come out as a women, who is a high school coach trapped in the NFL'

 

[Captain-Crash]

can someone tell us about the "agenda" again.. I love to here about the "agenda" while drinking eggnog around a roaring fire"

 

[Diehardblues]

Yeah, sorta like a dog chasing his tail.....going nowhere fast.

I understand fans frustrations . They’re exhausted with Jerry so are now blaming Garrett. They want change for the sake of change but the change they’re looking for isn’t going to come as long as Jerry is here.

I’d caution we could regress back further without a HC who has Jerry’s ear. We’re only a year removed from more positive rhetoric that Jerry is Delegating more, making better decisions, etc as Executive of the year and Garrett is gaining experience after winning COY.

Amazing how shallow some fans evaluations turn from a 13-4 season to 9-7 .

 

[Mountaineerfan]

I'd like a size zero red headed woman with great personality too. But that's not going to happen either.

 

[Buzzbait]

I understand fans frustrations . They’re exhausted with Jerry so are now blaming Garrett. They want change for the sake of change but the change they’re looking for isn’t going to come as long as Jerry is here.

No, I'm not blaming Garrett because of exhaustion with Jerry. I'm exhausted with Garrett REGARDLESS of Jerry!
It's time for Garrett to put his big boy pants on and accept responsibility for his own incompetence for a change.

 

[Captain-Crash]

yeah maybe jerry can hire a yes man who actually can do the job... heck no stick with the guy who's still training on the job by jerry and son's..

 

[Bobhaze]

Guys...this thread was intended to be a joke. A comedy “bit”. Maybe it just wasn’t funny enough, but anyone taking this serious missed the point.

 

[northerncowboynation]

Hells yes!! Let it all hang out. Get a blood transfusion from Jimmy and show some swag. When Jerry takes over the presser on the first day of training camp talk over him and tell him there's a new sheriff in town who farts thunder and craps lightning then let one rip that curls JJ's nose