If I was Jerry

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I would walk straight to Jaylon's locker and tell him the glasses deal is off and no more whatever the hell he's doing at the Star.

Then I would tell Demarcus to put his helmet on so I could grab it by the mask and hand over a Cease and Desist order on any and everything Hotboyz. "You don't deserve any nickname on my team".

Then I would fire Moore, just for the gasps and look Nolan in the eyes for a whole 45 seconds before walking out, yelling You're All Next!
 
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it is scary that these are guys jerry thought was worthy of huge money and moore is jerrys hand picked "next garrett" though
 
I would walk straight to Jaylon's locker and tell him the glasses deal is off and no more whatever the hell he's doing at the Star.

Then I would tell Demarcus to put his helmet on so I could grab it by the mask and hand over a Cease and Desist order on any and everything Hotboyz. "You don't deserve any nickname on my team".

Then I would fire Moore, just for the gasps and look Nolan in the eyes for a whole 45 seconds before walking out, yelling You're All Next!

That's the kind of thing I'd expect Jerry to do - make scapegoats of everyone. Blame them for his poor decisions.

If I was Jerry I'd take a long, hard look in the mirror and ask myself if Stephen and I are really the best people to be putting together this football team. Then I'd hire a GM, get out of his way, and tell Stephen to come sit with me in the owners' box and watch the game.

They've spent 25 years doing things Jerry's way. It hasn't worked. It won't work.
 
I would walk straight to Jaylon's locker and tell him the glasses deal is off and no more whatever the hell he's doing at the Star.

Then I would tell Demarcus to put his helmet on so I could grab it by the mask and hand over a Cease and Desist order on any and everything Hotboyz. "You don't deserve any nickname on my team".

Then I would fire Moore, just for the gasps and look Nolan in the eyes for a whole 45 seconds before walking out, yelling You're All Next!
Fans are so clueless.
 
I would walk straight to Jaylon's locker and tell him the glasses deal is off and no more whatever the hell he's doing at the Star.

Then I would tell Demarcus to put his helmet on so I could grab it by the mask and hand over a Cease and Desist order on any and everything Hotboyz. "You don't deserve any nickname on my team".

Then I would fire Moore, just for the gasps and look Nolan in the eyes for a whole 45 seconds before walking out, yelling You're All Next!

I think jj right now is sitting next to dflaw and they both figuring out a new brand.
 
If I was jerry im getting a folding chair and sitting it right in the middle of the practice field and eat my brown paper bag lunch and first person run into me is getting suspended

enough is enough
 
If i was Jerry, I would stand in front of a mirror, point right at it and say "You are Fired!!".
 
I would walk straight to Jaylon's locker and tell him the glasses deal is off and no more whatever the hell he's doing at the Star.

Then I would tell Demarcus to put his helmet on so I could grab it by the mask and hand over a Cease and Desist order on any and everything Hotboyz. "You don't deserve any nickname on my team".

Then I would fire Moore, just for the gasps and look Nolan in the eyes for a whole 45 seconds before walking out, yelling You're All Next!
Corso for Owner/GM!!!
 
I would walk straight to Jaylon's locker and tell him the glasses deal is off and no more whatever the hell he's doing at the Star.

Then I would tell Demarcus to put his helmet on so I could grab it by the mask and hand over a Cease and Desist order on any and everything Hotboyz. "You don't deserve any nickname on my team".

Then I would fire Moore, just for the gasps and look Nolan in the eyes for a whole 45 seconds before walking out, yelling You're All Next!
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It will be alright Corso.

Keep thinking about how happy you will be next April when the Cowboys have a early 1st round pick.
 
I would walk straight to Jaylon's locker and tell him the glasses deal is off and no more whatever the hell he's doing at the Star.

Then I would tell Demarcus to put his helmet on so I could grab it by the mask and hand over a Cease and Desist order on any and everything Hotboyz. "You don't deserve any nickname on my team".

Then I would fire Moore, just for the gasps and look Nolan in the eyes for a whole 45 seconds before walking out, yelling You're All Next!
The firing should start with Jerry looking in the mirror. Without that, everything is window dressing.
 
I'd tell Nolan to get the f out.
I'd tell Mike McCarthy, you're in charge of the offense from now on.
I'd let Jaylon and Tank play out this year and include them in any trades, etc. If no trades happen, I'd cut them and eat the cap over the next few years.
This would be Zeke's last year in a Cowboys uniform.
MM has one more year, if it's like this year, it's his last.

If he means what he says, about the "winning is the name of the game" thing he said 31 years ago, then prove it.
 
If I was Jerry, I would buy (pick your least favorite team) and run them into the ground!!
 

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