If Owens scores a TD next Monday

smarta5150

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trashy;1246636 said:
He could spit on the ball and then wipe it off and apologize to it.

LOL

I slay me.....


Great one.

I am just fearful on the new posters Eagle fans will have...

1st he swallows... now he spits. The league may have to implement censorship.
 

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Dale;1246652 said:
I like the crapping-on-Garcia idea, personally.

Classy and tactful, yet humorous at the same time.

:lmao:

I'm not real sure how it could be done though. I really doubt Garcia would willfully participate. He could perhaps score a touchdown and dig around in the endzone for some lumber and put together trebuchet of sorts and then fling poo medival style...

I must think more on this...
 

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YoMick;1246638 said:
Very close... I have a script that I have written in my mind. TO scores winning TD in overtime then runs to midfield and stands on star with arms outstretched.... TO comes FULL CIRCLE

Team mates join in.... setting the stage for TO becoming a true Cowboy and finishing his career as a Cowboy

Ok that is a bit much on the man love.
 

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Ozzu;1246658 said:
I'm not real sure how it could be done though. I really doubt Garcia would willfully participate. He could perhaps score a touchdown and dig around in the endzone for some lumber and put together trebuchet of sorts and then fling poo medival style...

I must think more on this...
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Scarier scenario would be Garcia volunteering to participate because he is some kind of weird fetishist..
 

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trashy;1246636 said:
He could spit on the ball and then wipe it off and apologize to it.

LOL

I slay me.....

:laugh1:

I like that one. :D

Maybe a fake spit and then wipe.
 

tyke1doe

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YoMick;1246638 said:
Very close... I have a script that I have written in my mind. TO scores winning TD in overtime then runs to midfield and stands on star with arms outstretched.... TO comes FULL CIRCLE

Team mates join in.... setting the stage for TO becoming a true Cowboy and finishing his career as a Cowboy

Nah, I don't want the game to be that close.
 

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trashy;1246646 said:
DUDE! That would be totally awesome! And then Roy Williams could run at him like he was going to pound him, and at the last second he slows up and they do the jump and bump! LOL

And then TO can fall asleep on the star.

:confused:

As messed up as TO is in his head... I would bet that he CANT WAIT to go MIDSTAR with this team.
 

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Ozzu;1246658 said:
I'm not real sure how it could be done though. I really doubt Garcia would willfully participate. He could perhaps score a touchdown and dig around in the endzone for some lumber and put together trebuchet of sorts and then fling poo medival style...

I must think more on this...

Way too many Renaissance Festivals, IMO...
 

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CanadianCowboysFan;1246599 said:
will his celebration be unique, such as taking a crap on Jeff Garcia or will it just be the simple ones he has been doing lately like flexing his arms?

I hope it is what he has been doing as of late. He has not drawn a 15 yarder for a while no need to do that now, we have too much on the line
 

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YoMick;1246638 said:
Very close... I have a script that I have written in my mind. TO scores winning TD in overtime then runs to midfield and stands on star with arms outstretched.... TO comes FULL CIRCLE

Team mates join in.... setting the stage for TO becoming a true Cowboy and finishing his career as a Cowboy

TO would only be a true cowboy if we make it to the Superbowl and he does this. Otherwise, there is still time for TO to screw up or say something stupid between the Christmas game and the SuperBowl.

Yes, the Philly game is a big one, but not big enough to say he is a true Cowboy for life just yet. He would still have rental status in my opinion. :laugh2:
 

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montgod;1246910 said:
TO would only be a true cowboy if we make it to the Superbowl and he does this. Otherwise, there is still time for TO to screw up or say something stupid between the Christmas game and the SuperBowl.

Yes, the Philly game is a big one, but not big enough to say he is a true Cowboy for life just yet. He would still have rental status in my opinion. :laugh2:

Ok... so maybe when all is said and done... the BIG PICTURE... it will mean that... LOL... it will be looked back on as coming of Cowboys age ;)
 

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DallasDW00ds0n;1246617 said:
i hope he does nothing so it shows the Eagles that he doesnt care as much as they do about him.

I hope he runs out to the star in the middle of the field.
 

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CanadianCowboysFan;1246599 said:
will his celebration be unique, such as taking a crap on Jeff Garcia or will it just be the simple ones he has been doing lately like flexing his arms?
He's not flexing his arms,he is spelling out T.O.
 

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YoMick;1246638 said:
Very close... I have a script that I have written in my mind. TO scores winning TD in overtime then runs to midfield and stands on star with arms outstretched.... TO comes FULL CIRCLE

Team mates join in.... setting the stage for TO becoming a true Cowboy and finishing his career as a Cowboy
whoa holy crap i don't even like the guy and when i read that one got chill bumps.that would be so sick, and then bp carries him off the field on his shoulders well maybe not that last part
 
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