If TO Retired today...Would ESPN Fold???

[MissionCoach]

Every time I put ESPN on...there is SOME Supposed News about TO

TO looked at BP crosseyed

TO STUCK his tongue out at his WR Coach

TO gave Drew Bledsoe a DIRTY Look

TO Made Funny Faces at the O-Line

It's UnFRICKENbelievable...

Just for the record, this is NOT another TO thread...Honestly I've just about given up on ESPN, their propaganda and HATE about the COWBOYS, and their TObsession...

Does anyone else remember when ESPN ACTUALLY reported ACTUAL Sports News!!!! :bang2: :bang2: :bang2: From now on I JUST SAY NO to YOU KNOW WHO and ESPN

 

[Portland Fanatic]

Breaking news....


TO had the runs.........
































No really he did...

 

[Deep_Freeze]

:laugh2:

Well, you should at least sell your stock..........

 

[GTaylor]

TO looked at BP crosseyed

TO STUCK his tongue out at his WR

If ESPN can capture these shots, I want to see them! In fact I'd be tempted to use them as my avatar!

 

[theebs]

I made funny faces at the O-Line last week.

 

[Rampage]

Every time I put ESPN on...there is SOME Supposed News about TO

TO looked at BP crosseyed

TO STUCK his tongue out at his WR Coach

TO gave Drew Bledsoe a DIRTY Look

TO Made Funny Faces at the O-Line

It's UnFRICKENbelievable...

Just for the record, this is NOT another TO thread...Honestly I've just about given up on ESPN, their propaganda and HATE about the COWBOYS, and their TObsession...

Does anyone else remember when ESPN ACTUALLY reported ACTUAL Sports News!!!! :bang2: :bang2: :bang2: From now on I JUST SAY NO to YOU KNOW WHO and ESPN

 

[icyhot]

If TO retired today there would be a massive layoff at ESPN.

 

[Boyzmamacita]

What I can't stand is how the ESPN guys insist on making TO the lead story, yet they roll their eyes and indicate that they are tired of him. Well stop reporting on him then! Simple, really.

 

[Reality]

If TO retired today, ESPN would hire him as a sports on-air analyst/personality immediately

.. and team him with Michael Irvin

-Reality

 

[UVAwahoos]

Trey Wingo earlier today:

"Breaking News!

TO blinked 3 times in the last minute. This is up from his avg. blinking rate of 2.6 times per minute that we counted in the offseason. We have reason to suspect this relates to his brewing hatred for Drew Bledsoe and his realization that leaving Philly was a mistake. We have Ed Werder standing by, but lets first allow Sean Salisbury to yell into the camera for 15 mins. Sean..."

ok just kidding...he didn't say that "yell into the camera" part.

 

[CowboysRule!]

LOL! Disney would go bankrupt if T.O. retired. Who would their sports personalities attack? What story would they have to lead SportsCenter? They would have 30 minutes of dead air every evening.

 

[ZeroClub]

The TO drama episodes (real, imagined, or overblown) get ratings.

The NFL has become too popular nationally. The game has drawn more casual fans than ever before. Casual fans like football drama more than nuts and bolts information.

Media coverage is geared to the lowest common denominator. The daily TO episodes (real, imagined, or grossly exaggerated) are just the ticket.

 

[lurkercowboy]

The TO drama episodes (real, imagined, or overblown) get ratings.

The NFL has become too popular nationally. The game has drawn more casual fans than ever before. Casual fans like football drama more than nuts and bolts information.

Media coverage is geared to the lowest common denominator. The daily TO episodes (real, imagined, or grossly exaggerated) are just the ticket.

I think your post makes a lot of sense.

 

[Ashwynn]

I made funny faces at the O-Line last week.

 

[Bleu Star]

Every time I put ESPN on...there is SOME Supposed News about TO

TO looked at BP crosseyed

TO STUCK his tongue out at his WR Coach

TO gave Drew Bledsoe a DIRTY Look

TO Made Funny Faces at the O-Line

It's UnFRICKENbelievable...

Just for the record, this is NOT another TO thread...Honestly I've just about given up on ESPN, their propaganda and HATE about the COWBOYS, and their TObsession...

Does anyone else remember when ESPN ACTUALLY reported ACTUAL Sports News!!!! :bang2: :bang2: :bang2: From now on I JUST SAY NO to YOU KNOW WHO and ESPN

GREAT thread title. Yes. I believe ESPN would go bankrupt the day TO retires. At the very least they'll have a day of mourning where they play nothing but classic episodes of TO bashing all day long to commemorate the life and times of their biggest pink elephant.

 

[dallasfan31]

i think they will what else will that talk about.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I love it with every TO story, they bring in Mortenson, Werder, Clayton, and Sean Salisbury, like either of them have a freakin' clue