When - Sunday
Which Position - Ref
What would I do...make sure the cowboys won. :laugh2:
Or maybe....
the grounds keeper.
I could dig small specially placed holes and cover them with a thin layer of turf.
Let the cowboys players know where they were and to avoid them.
Then watch the eagles hobble around from mysterious ankle injuries.
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Or maybe....
A janitor...
So I could have the keys to the eagles locker room prior to the game and I could put icy/hot in the jocks and numbing agents in players gloves and mouth pieces.
I would like to see McNabb out there trying to bark out the calls in the huddle or in the line with a numb tongue.
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Or Maybe...
A chef...
At the place where the eagles eat the night before the game.
I would give them free Brownies and Cakes and say...THESE ARE ON THE HOUSE BOYS because you guys are such a great team.
Later they would find out that they had special ingredients in them...one to make their bowels loose and others to get them in trouble with the league substance abuse testing.
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Or Maybe....
A game camera man who is on the eagle sidelines.....
I would hold up hogies and other various foods near Andy Reid to make him lose concentration.