If you could suit up for one game...

felix360

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DE i going to lay the smack down on McNabb, I'm gonna make him throw up that Chunky 'soup. :bang2: Bring the Pain
 

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I think the carolina game is going to be the deciding game of the year . So id want to suit up for that game and play special teams for both kickoffs and returns, punt returns and punt team.

Id be happy with that :star:
 

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Any position, any home game. It would be a dream come true to be in a Cowboys uniform on that field.

I have played a lot of positions over the years, pretty much everything but CB, and I love to hit.

I would love to play TE and crack down on one of the Eagles DEs or lay a major hit on Dawkins as he is trailing Keyshawn across the middle (a little reverse on what the SS usually does :) ) as well as catch a short TD pass or three.

I'd like to play FB and crush anyone coming into the hole thereby springing Julius for a long TD run.

I would love to play OLB and line up across from Moss or Owens and just beat them down as soon as the ball was snapped. Push them back off the line and drive them into the turf. Or maybe even drive them all the way off the field and into the bench area where several of the Zone members are sitting as special guests of the Cowboys.

Heck, I could go on but you get the idea, I just want to hit someone.
 

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I would be in Jackie Smith's uniform in Super Bowl 13. Heck, I was only 12 years old but I'll bet I could have held on to that pass.
 
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THUMPER said:
I would love to play OLB and line up across from Moss or Owens and just beat them down as soon as the ball was snapped. Push them back off the line and drive them into the turf. Or maybe even drive them all the way off the field and into the bench area where several of the Zone members are sitting as special guests of the Cowboys.

Heck, I could go on but you get the idea, I just want to hit someone.


Whew, I guess now we know why they call you THUMPER!
 

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Oh man, I know I'd get used like a rag doll but I'd love to play FB for 1 game and try and block Ray Lewis on leads up the middle.

First it would be a privilege to block for Julius. Second I'd want to face the very best even if I know I have no real shot on my best day. Kind of another privilege.
 

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BrAinPaiNt said:
When - Sunday

Which Position - Ref

What would I do...make sure the cowboys won. :laugh2: ;)

Or maybe....

the grounds keeper.

I could dig small specially placed holes and cover them with a thin layer of turf.

Let the cowboys players know where they were and to avoid them.

Then watch the eagles hobble around from mysterious ankle injuries.

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Or maybe....

A janitor...

So I could have the keys to the eagles locker room prior to the game and I could put icy/hot in the jocks and numbing agents in players gloves and mouth pieces.

I would like to see McNabb out there trying to bark out the calls in the huddle or in the line with a numb tongue.

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Or Maybe...

A chef...

At the place where the eagles eat the night before the game.

I would give them free Brownies and Cakes and say...THESE ARE ON THE HOUSE BOYS because you guys are such a great team.

Later they would find out that they had special ingredients in them...one to make their bowels loose and others to get them in trouble with the league substance abuse testing.

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Or Maybe....

A game camera man who is on the eagle sidelines.....

I would hold up hogies and other various foods near Andy Reid to make him lose concentration.

lmao!!:laugh2:
 

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CliffnMesquite said:
Best answer in the thread. Can I use your Texas Stadium shaped hot tub and phone to watch your favorite plays?
 

Muhast

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Well Seeing as i'm playing football and running track in college, i'm playing Free Safety*my natural position* and I kno I can offer more than Keith Davis can.
 

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Hostile said:
Best answer in the thread. Can I use your Texas Stadium shaped hot tub and phone to watch your favorite plays?
Sure. But I'll have it and everything else Jerry owns sold and the money overseas by the 4th quarter. ;)
 
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