I'm a bad man...

CliffnDallas

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LOL! This afternoon I went to Kroger pharmacy to pick up my testing supplies when the following conversation took place. This is verbatim...

Unknown 30 something woman: I like your goatee.

Me: Why, thank you very much.

Unknown woman: I have been after my husband to grow one, but his never thickens out.

Me: Does he shave every day?

Unknown woman: Mostly.

Me: Then it might be a testosterone deficiency.

Unknown woman: Could that cause it?

Me: It very well could, especially if there are any other "problems" ask the pharmacist for some pills.

Unknown woman: Thanks I'll talk to him (turns to clerk and asks for him)

Me: Have a nice day, and good luck with that little problem. (walks quickly away)

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YosemiteSam

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My issues have to do with making friends you ****ing *******. I'm not exactly sure why. **** you! :mad:
 
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