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Good evening Cowboys fans,

I truly come to you this evening with open arms. I wish I could give each and every one of you a big Pirate Ship-sized hug.

Your season ended Sunday. I knew when the clock read three zeros that the game was finally over and you could togetherly lick your perspective wounds. Let the record show that I did not appreciate Brett Favre and company throwing a touchdown pass when, obviously, the Cowboys were not ready for it. I even saw Brookings running over to the Viking sidelines to yell, "Hey, we weren't ready...do over!"

Unfortunately, Brookings's comments were thrown to the deaf ears, however, as a fan of another championship team, let me say that this will be a learning experience for all who wear that star proudly all year long. You have to show up to play and this does not change in the playoffs. Trust me, a couple years ago, the pewter and red road into the veterans stadium and beat the Eagles...beat 'em bad. In that game, the Eagles were too trying to throw the ball when time was running out, however our guys were ready. A young chap by the name of Rondejuan Barber took a poorly thrown McNabb pass the other way for a cool six points. This added an exclamation point at the end of the sentence. The sentence being the NFC conference championship game.

Sure, Wade's no Raheem, but he will get that team going before you know it. You have one of the best QB's the Cowboys have had in recent years, some WR's and RB's and a TE named Jason Whitten. That silver cloud tells you that it's only a matter of time before next season rolls around and we all have clean slates where we can carve greatness again.

See you in Tampa next January!

Thoughts?
 

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Jason Whitten
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that's with two h's in his surname.
 

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bbgun;3245200 said:
My kingdom for some shtick that's actually funny.
Why do you let him and Leotis bother you so much? Does it in some way hurt you that others enjoy the light hearted approach to things?

I have never understood this about you.
 

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Woods;3245199 said:
Jason Whitten
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that's with two h's in his surname.


I think if you pronounce his name with a latin dialect, it would sound like "Hason", so you have a point.
 

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Hostile;3245208 said:
Why do you let him and Leotis bother you so much? Does it in some way hurt you that others enjoy the light hearted approach to things?

I have never understood this about you.

What's it to you? I don't find his repetitive shtick funny. Is that some sort of crime? Am I supposed to lie to placate his/your feelings or something? He put it out there to get a reaction and got one. Crazy, no?
 

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bbgun;3245219 said:
What's it to you? I don't find his repetitive shtick funny. Is that some sort of crime? Am I supposed to lie to placate his/your feelings or something? He put it out there to get a reaction and got one. Crazy, no?
It comes across as very petty or jealous because you try to be funny so often.
 

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bbgun;3245219 said:
What's it to you? I don't find his repetitive shtick funny. Is that some sort of crime? Am I supposed to lie to placate his/your feelings or something? He put it out there to get a reaction and got one. Crazy, no?

MMeeeeoooowwwwwww :laugh1:

Sorry, BB, couldn't help myself.
 

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Hostile;3245221 said:
It comes across as very petty or jealous because you try to be funny so often.

This implies that I see him as some sort of comedy "competitor." Fail.
 

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Pittman4Two;3245192 said:
Good evening Cowboys fans,

I truly come to you this evening with open arms. I wish I could give each and every one of you a big Pirate Ship-sized hug.

Your season ended Sunday. I knew when the clock read three zeros that the game was finally over and you could togetherly lick your perspective wounds. Let the record show that I did not appreciate Brett Favre and company throwing a touchdown pass when, obviously, the Cowboys were not ready for it. I even saw Brookings running over to the Viking sidelines to yell, "Hey, we weren't ready...do over!"

Unfortunately, Brookings's comments were thrown to the deaf ears, however, as a fan of another championship team, let me say that this will be a learning experience for all who wear that star proudly all year long. You have to show up to play and this does not change in the playoffs. Trust me, a couple years ago, the pewter and red road into the veterans stadium and beat the Eagles...beat 'em bad. In that game, the Eagles were too trying to throw the ball when time was running out, however our guys were ready. A young chap by the name of Rondejuan Barber took a poorly thrown McNabb pass the other way for a cool six points. This added an exclamation point at the end of the sentence. The sentence being the NFC conference championship game.

Sure, Wade's no Raheem, but he will get that team going before you know it. You have one of the best QB's the Cowboys have had in recent years, some WR's and RB's and a TE named Jason Whitten. That silver cloud tells you that it's only a matter of time before next season rolls around and we all have clean slates where we can carve greatness again.

See you in Tampa next January!

Thoughts?

I take it you're hoping for the old worst to first cycle to continue in the NFC South.

What did you think of McNabbs dance before the game of the wild card round?
 
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