I'm OK with Wade staying...if he coaches from the box.

TonyS

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Whenever I look at Wade's perplexed face on the sideline, it makes me ill. Have you ever seen a coach more sad looking when he's losing and can't figure out how to coach the team back?

Can they put him up in the Box instead of letting him look confused on the sidelines. Maybe the glare from the glass in the box would hide some of his ridiculous, confidence-reducing facial expressions.

Maybe we could hire Zorn to be Wade's body double like actors do with stunt people...
 

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Did it make you feel any better when we all got a shot of double trouble on the sidelines -- Wade and Campo looking at each with their hands out after Sensabaugh jogged alongside Rice on the TD? :laugh2:


Wade's face looks like Cousin Eddie's little boy in Christmas Vacation. Tiny little mouth and a perpetual frown, eyes half open.
 

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TonyS;3240790 said:
Whenever I look at Wade's perplexed face on the sideline, it makes me ill. Have you ever seen a coach more sad looking when he's losing and can't figure out how to coach the team back?

Can they put him up in the Box instead of letting him look confused on the sidelines. Maybe the glare from the glass in the box would hide some of his ridiculous, confidence-reducing facial expressions.

Maybe we could hire Zorn to be Wade's body double like actors do with stunt people...

Whoever let you out of the box, should put you back in. I am sure most of the fans for Dallas in the stadium had the same what the hell look on their faces as they watched the players of Dallas put on an utterly disgusting performance out there on the field.
 

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Hook'em#11;3240805 said:
Whoever let you out of the box, should put you back in. I am sure most of the fans for Dallas in the stadium had the same what the hell look on their faces as they watched the players of Dallas put on an utterly disgusting performance out there on the field.

A little testy this morning. Keepin' it light baby!
 

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Not testy at all my friend.

Just find it hilarious how when they are winning, none of this **** comes out. But, as soon as they lose.

Here "they" all come.
 

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Hook'em#11;3240825 said:
Not testy at all my friend.

Just find it hilarious how when they are winning, none of this **** comes out. But, as soon as they lose.

Here "they" all come.
It's very predictable. Much like Jason Garrett's playcalling.
 

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Hook'em#11;3240825 said:
Not testy at all my friend.

Just find it hilarious how when they are winning, none of this **** comes out. But, as soon as they lose.

Here "they" all come.

I think most people have been critical of Wade's sideline presence all year. When you look into your coach's eyes running off the field and you see doubt and confusion, it doesn't inspire confidence, which is one of the primary jobs of a head coach.
 

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Yep,

Guess Wade needs that nice fresh constipated diaper rash look like Coughlin has.

Or, the grimace and huge chin of a Cowher.

Does that work for ya?
 

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Coughlin has that all the time. He looks like the Skeksis from that puppet-animated movie from like 20 years ago...Dark Crystal. He also has a SB ring. I can't fault Cowher's chin. He was born with it.

Like I said, Zorn would make a great body double.
 

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When I glanced at the title I thought it was going to say that Wade took a job at Jack In The Box.


Craig
 

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Jerry needs to drop three mill on Wade's lap, ask him to step down as HC and take on the role of full time DC. The guy just doesn't inspire anyone enough to be a head coach.
 
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